Rob Brambley 🧟‍♂️

How is it even possible that I can stream music from my M2 MBP for like 90 minutes and the battery still remains at 100%?! From Chrome, with 8 windows and over 150 tabs open (and like a million other apps running, not even exaggerating)?

@SeanKeetonArt Ohh shit 😢 So sorry. Hugest hugs from afar.

My brother set up a gofundme for anyone that would like to help with the medical expenses and funeral costs. Link in comments

It's been a long time since I've seen one of these 🤔

On my long running theory that we have tricked ourselves into thinking lobster is good

I just paid 150 gems for a streak freeze on Duolingo, but I googled it and the internetz suggests it costs 200 I have ~30k gems (RIP rupees 💀). Not bragging, but... If it costs 200 to keep my streak per day, math says I low key have 150 days to live IRL So scared right now

@SKINNER But... If I don't exist, how will it report to me about my life? Especially if I'm in that warehouse party with no cell reception. Hopefully it regularly updates my Twitter profile with ugly photos like an asshole friend who stole my phone when I wasn't looking. #praytheaiaway

Soon you won’t have to exist at all. Every experience will be lived for you by artificial intelligence, and it will report to you what your life is like.

@allenholub Anyway, I respect your opinion, but I think it neglects to acknowledge how different teams must often work differently from one another to fulfill their respective missions.

@rrbrambley Who said there wasn't? However, if quality is so bad that you are uncomfortable (or even afraid) to deploy on Friday, you're in trouble. There are many approaches to fixing that problem, of course—some more effective than others in most cases.

Not deploying on Friday is a huge red flag, indicating a seriously broken process—insufficient testing, for example, a lack of continuous integration and waterfall thinking (deploy many times throughout dev), and most importantly, no culture of quality. Fix all that.

@allenholub To answer your question - your tweet didn't exactly leave room for other opinions, it made a blanket statement. I understand that "a huge red flag" isn't the same as saying "100% of the time," but your tweet goes on to equate not deploying on Friday to "no culture of quality".

@mmorearty Sorry, Mike. We regret to inform you that we must now ask you to leave The Internet. Your contributions will be forever cherished. But in the end, they were not enough. You have until 2023-03-21T00:00:00+00:00 to collect your belongings and sign off. Goodbye.

I've run out of things to task GPT-4. It has answered all my questions

For real tho - why would you even have 99 bottles of beer on a wall? Sounds like a lot of effort for such little return (tell me the last successful person you met who had beer affixed to their wall, let alone 99 full bottles of it (p.s. then I found $20)).

post Malone looks like if Shia labeouf was raised by raccoons

Quite appetizing, actually. soundcloud.com/rob-brambley/b…

@stephany_hong You're engaged, those were obviously not all for you. Get over yourself! 😆

Loved seeing all the men with flowers on my commute today 💕

@SarcasticAsKel @danbanbam Just wanna follow up on this - did they die?

@danbanbam Knockem dead!

About to try out my gayest material on a mostly straight crowd in Utah. Pray for me.

@OLANSOUND wowzers, that's freaking awesome! congrats!

I made this mix to celebrate Earth Pig Day this upcoming week: soundcloud.com/rob-brambley/y…

@jfornear @andrewchen Lol

work update. Many of you know I've been heads down with a new project at a16z -- our first Games Fund -- which launched last year with $660M I've been thinking of doing more "Build In Public" tweets about this journey Would you be interested in this topic?

@KaleenaZanders Salt & Vinegar Pringles FTW

If you have a chip on your shoulder, I’m gonna eat it. I love chips…

@daltonc Not quite the same, but to see one's "dirty laundry" is perhaps the "sausage" half of the idiom

Is there an idiom that means the same thing as “seeing the sausage get made” but is not about meat? Perhaps in a different language?