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Not to mom brag on main but

@bumbadum14 Hate to see a place holder

You’re going to be in a “relationship” with him for 6 years because you don’t have the balls to just break up with him.

@babyfeverbabe Gonna be honest I looked the worst with my daughter so yeah prob

During my first pregnancy a lot of people made rude comments about my appearance/weight gain, and i ended up having a girl This time around I’ve received far fewer insults and way more compliments. Does that mean I’m having a boy?

@bloomingshoot @prairie_posie Many are saying this

@prairie_posie @rrcjaf it’s natural and organic mold

Women be like pick me up some organic bread at the store but then get all pissed when the bread be growing some real organisms.

@allie__voss I have one on my foot I hate so much but tbh I’m gonna die with it. A monument to being so fucking stupid at 22

We only talk about tattoos on women but I (personally) think they look bad on men too Especially the blackout thing…what are we doing here

@SkyTheViking Oh we found his son today

I made a friend.

@JoshRainerGold No joke in middle school this is what I thought Mexicans looked like

If there are any beautiful Welsh women reading this, cómo estás?

@prairie_posie @bloomingshoot People hate preservatives until your bread has a beard!

@rrcjaf @bloomingshoot mold inhibitors are an incredible thing

@sweetcsdesigns Shut the whole fucking park down Jesus H Christ

I may have had some toxic girl friendships in the past but at least they never filmed me being airlifted off a mountain with explosive diarrhea and blasted it all over tiktok

@holyhomemaking Dayyyyym

(pregnant) girl dinner

@MeganNyvold @WholeFoods People like to say they want organic but puss out when the organisms like doin that shit

Trying a new bagel flavor at @WholeFoods

We need our gay men doing this instead of purchasing surrogates tbh

@rtwngextremist The best way to handle grumpy kids tbh

@rrcjaf Took the toddlers today 😊

This is your sign to take your kids creek stomping. We had ages 1-14 out today they had a blast catching tadpoles and little fish.

@w0rm_face Another trend that pissed me off is Traditional Boy Name™️ for your girl which is a direct result of girlboss girls should all be more like men culture. No thank you!

@rrcjaf One lady gave her kid 6 names to please everyone hounding her. Another girl named her kid some godawful ugly ass name .. 🫣

I saw a lot of *interesting stuff* when I was a photographer in the maternity ward

@w0rm_face At this point when I meet a 7 year old boy named “John’ I want to cry with relief.

@MultiHyphenArt @CatholicAce Interesting, probably a lot to this

Perhaps my biggest hot take is that the decline of traditional etiquette led directly to a rise in anxiety and depression, as well as autism diagnoses. Social scripts remove ambiguity and protect people. Boomers thought that all this stuff was creaky and suffocating, but the alternative has clearly been worse. Now Gen Z and Gen Alpha are reinventing Puritanism from first principles. They’re terrified of sex, terrified of social interaction, and they’re desperately asserting exotic new forms of heirarchy to assume some kind of certainty and control in the vacuum. There’s a reason that Woke really took off on Tumblr and Reddit, places dominated by insecure and neurotic teenagers. It’s because nobody knows How To Succeed With Brunettes anymore! You can draw a straight line from the hippie rebellion against etiquette to Curry Barker’s megahit Obsession, which ironically features a brunette as subject of desire, horror, and pity all at once, and a young man who unleashes hell because he doesn’t understand the rules of the game.

I’ve been a mom since 2012 so I’ve been consuming modern children’s media since then and I can tell you it’s all just this ‘girls get it done and boys are little sensitive babies!’ trope over and over. It’s all so tiresome at this point what are we even subverting?

You should call her anon