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I’ve never seen anything more accurate

MAGA: Put the bible and 10 commandments in schools!!! Church: let’s spread peace and not war. MAGA: WHOA!!!! STAY OUT OF OUR POLITICS!!!

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

If this was a real assassination attempt. Secret Service would have rushed him off the stage. They let him stand there out in the open, raise his fist in the air and say the word “Fight!” three times. I knew the moment it happened that it was staged.

DURBIN: How does taking a father from a child dying of cancer qualify as a violent crime? NOEM: I don't know what you're speaking of DURBIN: You know exactly what I'm speaking of. Ruben Torres two weeks ago buried his daughter Ofelia. When he was arrested at Home Depot, he said to your agents, 'Please let me go home. My daughter is dying of cancer.' They said 'No.' They arrested him and deported him for two weeks. Finally he returned for a court hearing. His daughter lived to see that hearing where the court said he was treated unfairly by your agency, and she died 3 days later. I was at her memorial service. Was he a violent criminal? NOEM: Sir, we enforce the law DURBIN: What law?

The year is 2001, you are a American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East. The year is 2026, you are a US citizen and cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact a dumber man.

Welcome to the Divided States of Oligarchy Elon Musk Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2026: $852 billion Jeff Bezos Wealth 2012: $18 billion 2026: $265 billion Mark Zuckerberg Wealth 2012: $44 billion 2026: $249 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 an hour 2026: $7.25 an hour

Katie Johnson sued Donald Trump for rарing her when she was 13-year-old at Jeffrey Epstein’s NY home, but was forced to drop the case after receiving multiple death threats. Her sworn court testimony was public recorded. Trump didn't sue her for defamation.

Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

This is astounding. So, did two people die for a fucking photo?

Imagine how damning The Epstein Files must be if Trump is willing to collapse the U.S. economy and start WW3…

DAMN : ICE grabbed a 17yo Target worker at his job, despite him saying he’s a US citizen. After confirming he was, they dumped him in a Walmart lot 8 min away. Bystanders found him sobbing, bleeding: “They slammed me on the ground.”

This is how the rest of the world sees us.

@Acyn Fucking liar.

@Matt_Pinner She’s just being silly here. She’s admitted that she’s an awkward dancer, but there’s plenty of footage of her dancing quite well. She’s having fun. It’s mostly about her songwriting anyway. That’s why she’s a self-made billionaire.

Be honest How would you rate Taylor Swifts dancing on a scale of 1-10. 🤔

How President Trump reacted to the brutal murder of Rob Reiner and Michele Reiner vs How Rob Reiner reacted to the brutal murder of Charlie Kirk.

Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.