Rob Silver

@MaryTilesTexas @Deplorable94 Bacon is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

@Deplorable94 I love Bacon

@MaryTilesTexas Embrace the pain!

I pinched a nerve in my upper back and I may cease to exist

H-E-B Burleson gave away groceries when the registers glitch just before Christmas.

@Ravious101 Tales of a lying dogface consider

Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named?

@_Sierra____ Definitely overrated. So many better choices

Do you think In N Out burger is overrated?

@thomas_garrard You’ve got this!

There will be no Friday Safety Brief today, and I may be offline for a while. I’m admitting defeat and also admitting myself into detox. The hardest decision I’ve ever made in my life. Thank you all for the prayers.

@_Sierra____ I’m in

We should rent a party bus and take a road trip with a road map!! Like old school, no GPS allowed. I get to control the music though 😬

@_Sierra____ I lived there five years and loved it!

Has anyone been to, or driven through or above Truckee, California?

@thomas_garrard Fantastic!

The interview went great. I showed up 15 minutes early (which is normal for me). He said he was waiting by the window to see if I would come early. They would be in touch, but to expect to start first of August.

@rondeaulivia Why do we have to choose?

Unpopular opinion: I understand where both are coming from so I can’t choose.

Dear Pride Month, It’s now Veterans month. Sincerely, Normal Americans

@thomas_garrard Ever heard of a chicken pox party? Worked like a charm.

Growing up, my parents would take us to water parks every summer. We basically shared the same bath water with strangers. I’m probably immune to everything now. Invincible.

@TrumpsHurricane What the hell is leftover steak!

What do you do with leftover steak??

@thomas_garrard Awesome!

It’s National Dog Rescue Day. This is my good boy, Java. He turns 10 this year. We rescued each other when he was 2.

@YelisavetaPaUSA Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all of my fellow Moms out there.

@TaraBull808 I don’t remember when she died

How would you describe Kathy Griffin's look?

@rondeaulivia I’m sorry for your loss. I am lucky to still have both my parents. I can only imagine your pain. I’m sure he’s very proud of you

I lost my dad a year ago today. Still doesn’t feel real. Cancer has stolen so much from me.

@YelisavetaPaUSA Good morning

Good morning, every one of you wonderful Americans! I have to admit I stopped doing these GM posts because I felt guilty that I wasn't able to reply to everyone because while I am on here, I am also working on writing both books. Even if I cannot reply to you, it's important to me that you all know that you all mean the world to me.

This is all that should matter. If more Americans were "color blind," our country would be in a far better place.

@YelisavetaPaUSA Hang in there!

When it rains, it pours, my friends. I have just learned that when things get bad, they get worse.