Roberto C. Tobar

Meningitis At Work. #SickBands @midnight

Man. @HofstraMBB was there for a while, even winning it at one point…but in the end, it just wasn’t meant to be. Thanks for a great season, #HofstraPride. Hope you get back to the big dance again (much) sooner than later. #NCAAtournament #NCAAtournament2026 🏀🏀

Sam Darnold, Leonard Williams. Julian Love. Super Bowl Champs. If you know a Jets or Giants fan, check in on them. #JetUp #NYGiants #SuperBowlLX

Happy #SuperBowlLX night! Or if you don’t do that kind of stuff, then happy halftime concert/new commercial watching night!

Congratulations, @Giants! Yet again you have managed to suck at sucking. Almost like you enjoy mediocrity year after year… #NYG #NYGiants #meaninglesswin #dontknowhowtotankproperly #whenwillitallend #whyus

We really are about to have an 8-9 team from the #NFCSouth go to the #NFL playoffs. That is just some wild stuff.

Dec 12, 2025, 11:15PM ET, 8th Ave & W. 33rd St at #NYC Penn Station entrance. Let the record show that yours truly just suffered his first Last Christmasing of the year. Just got wham!-med. #itwasagoodrun

*#NYGiants winning the whole game* Me: Wow! Who are these guys? *Giants blow lead and lose in OT again* Me: Oh yeah, totally forgot. They’re the @Giants. #whyus #NYGvsDET #endthedamnseasonalready

If there were yoga classes set to Nine Inch Nails songs, would the signature move be the Downward Spiral Dog?

Gotta say, you had me worried, @Giants…I thought you’d become a competent, winning team. Good to see you still know how to lose. #whatajoke #NYG #NYGiants #endthedamnseasonalready #whendopitchersandcatchersreport

@MusicChoice Fine, but all I ask is that you -please- do not axe that channel there. Thank you.

@rtobar83 Hi Roberto! You can still enjoy the Alternative channel on our TV/Mobile app!

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*#MusicChoice axes the alternative channel* MC: We are changing our lineup to improve your viewing experience! Translation: Too bad, so sad. Rock is dead, dude. Deal with it. #MusicChoiceAlternative #grrr #thistotallysucks

The @Yankees are so bad right now that they can’t even flip a damn ball to the fans in the stands. Really wish I was making that up. #Yankees #ugh #epicfail #whenitrainsitpours #justendthedamnseasonalready #endourpain #MLB #BOSvsNYY

A great job last night by @ElizabethGlazer on the #TonightShow! Definitely someone to go see on a stage near you sometime. And is truly awesome people to boot. #LizGlazer #standupcomedy

Rockies wearing their alternate jerseys, Mets in their #CityConnect getup…is all probably the most purple I’ve ever seen in an #MLB game. #justanobservation #COLvsNYM #purple ⚾️⚾️

No disrespect intended for ol’ Gradey here, but cmon, this is funnier than it should be and had to have been done on purpose. #ohthatsnotright #amiimmature #imtotallyimmature

Hey there! Just a reminder that today, in the year 2025 - just in case you wondered - Dan Smith will STILL teach you how to play the guitar! #NYC #dansmithwillteachyouguitar #yeahstill

@NYCHabs It sure is. The knife is being twisted further.

Watching Saquon Barkley win a Super Bowl must be a dagger in the hearts of all NY Giants fans... #SaquonBarkley #NYGiants

Hug a #NYGiants fan right now. Including me. I’m a @Giants fan. #justsaying #ineedahug #holdme #NewYorkFootballIsAWasteland