rubes

you just had to be there

I can’t even lie I’ve never understood what the numbers at petrol station mean and I probs never will

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I hate how much life revolves around body & appearance 🥺that shit draining

First time you heard Crew Love, ya whole life flashed before your eyes.

Btw it costs £0.00 to have basic manners and respect

you’ve been outsmarted by us, we cover our drinks now and keep an eye on them, we have special liquids to see if a drink has been spiked, so now people are injecting girls with drugs and muscle relaxants on a night out in order to r*pe them. How do you protect yourself now?

Meanwhile we have people locked up for cannabis...

‘the sky means so much more when u got someone up there’ 🥺

Worlds backwards

How do jobless people fund their activities pls

Feel sorry for the guy who has to do the pollen count that shit is tiny as fuck

That fake love on your birthday is the worst thing ever

British television hit its greatest height with this single scene

if you can be arsed to carry a crate of beer with you to the park you should be arsed to carry your empties with you away from the park

sorry but im like really tired of having to live like this and then come on here and see women pour their hearts out only to be ignored. idk about you guys but i've reached my limit with this 'fight' and i dont wanna talk anymore. i only wanna be violent right tf back