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On hinge opening up with "i love you" ldgaf i never gave a fuck

are my prophetic visions a joke to you

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

OHHHH OLIVIA I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

ADHD is so crazy cuz why am I dreading doing a drug im addicted to

I’m happy for him but it’s incredibly funny for Noah Kahan to be dropping a “Whoops, turns out I’m actually nostalgic for my hometown now” album

Schrödinger’s freak:

“there are at least three” is probably the most progressive stance on gender we’re going to see from a president in our lifetimes

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

Vampire teeth (femme top nails)

“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream” Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.

Flirting is becoming a lost art due to the decline in literacy. Those who can flirt the best are usually very witty and know how to engage in banter!

some days you wake up and think "im the goat" and some days you think "my blood is wrong. something is seriously wrong with my blood"

depending on your mood watching dead poets society will either fill you with a beautiful unstoppable urge to create and read and love or it’ll make you want to throw up and die

being depressed while ppl are hitting on you is so fucking funny. sorry i ignored you calling me the most beautiful girl in the world, i was too busy telling myself i didn't deserve to live and also sleeping 20 hours

every group has the silly homie with an air of profound sadness about him

they should invent a depressive episode that isn't embarrassing to have