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@felix_desmarais @1NewsNZ Obviously some fellow hokey pokey haters at @1newsnz

@felix_desmarais I hate love Finn

@felix_desmarais 👎🏼

@Stephii_O @SnakeFragile @felix_desmarais At the end of the day, trans people exist, and it helps no one to continue putting these pitiful arguments forward about what constitutes gender identity. These are precious humans who deserve our support and validation. So just shut the fuck up if that’s beyond you.

@SnakeFragile @felix_desmarais OK so hysterectomy means losing womanhood, got it

@abigail1963 Surely every cheese except Edam is called devotion?

I'm happy Lorde has freed herself from social media but would she be writing like this if she was getting her regular dose of cyber bullying??

@davidfarrier someone needs to tells Steve Elers this ffs

@REasther @felix_desmarais I should’ve added: I’m Felix’s sister

@REasther @felix_desmarais Primarily because they heard on talkback that Obama misrepresented scientists’ consensus about anthropological impact.

@RebekahWh @felix_desmarais I’m Felix’s sis. Unfortunately that’s exactly the opposite of how I reacted, due to the shock! Hopefully Felix can fix this, haha.

@_snozzberry_ @BenRoss_AKL Thank you for your service.

@BenRoss_AKL yeah Self stumbled god dammit but also, fuck it

Beth here perfectly demonstrating how to be a biiiiitttchhhhhhhhhh

@mbphotonz @sharkpatu @madmanchap Such a good sport Michael!

@sharkpatu @madmanchap And zooming in for a closer look.

@abbey_maree Yeah way to go @SKYCITYAkl barely 24 hours old and baby Ardern Gayford is about climb back inside the womb, safe from your gender stereotyping bollox

@felix_desmarais Cos I'm your father

@felix_desmarais This is what you look like hours after you were born.

Yeah doubt I can find a headline that says “Cisgender athlete @TomWalshSP qualifies for shotput finals”, for example @nzherald twitter.com/felix_desmarai…

@felix_desmarais Yeah fuckin eh this shit riles me right up

@Hilary_Barry @Anika_Moa omg you two are so cute together, let’s do this again sometime. Like tomorrow night. #sevensharp

@davidfarrier I think my eyeballs just finally detached from their sockets.

@Brad_Kul Yes! The headlines too: “Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle”. As if she doesn’t have a say and it’s all about him. How about “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to wed”? You may now kiss your bride.

@EdithaTogo @Hilary_Barry 100%! One shouldn't need a direct point of reference to not be a misogynist.