Wide body hellcat

@nonc_teej 😭😭😭😭

Morning greetings with my sibling @rud_kel

This mf just parked her ass up right next to me and audibly farted

They just burying Jesse Jackson?!

My bf and I are on vacation and this man was laying in bed doing his taxes this morning. Capricorns are never beating the allegations business all the time allegations.

@Hurricane__Dame The peppers are so good. I’ll try that one next times.

@Hurricane__Dame The Italian sandwich made me okay with spending $20 on a single food item 😭

The kind of gifts you get in community behavioral health 🤣

@BattleRapBets I’ve had a restaurant disappear on me before tho 😭

She from where? So many lies in this 1) ppl from New Orleans, won’t call it N’Awlins or NOLA 2) ppl from New Orleans don’t party on Bourbon 3) If u going party, U WILL NEVER GET THE SAME SPOT 4) New Orleans ain’t NEVER had a club close & disappear overnight 5) She from Savannah

I’m not a micro manager but somehow some way my team is micro managing themselves. They stressed about shit and I’m like who is applying all this pressure to you?!

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I’m helping my grandma clean up and found this pic of her. 🥰

Me, drunk on my 4th plate of food listening to my niece spill all the 6th grade tea

Why are they all so frail looking

I just asked my dad if he and my mom wanted to go to dinner and he told me they’re busy. They going in a home!

It’s 714 and I’m ready for bed already 😭

Now that we got Halloween out the way…

I have the kind of friends that find my psychology today profile and ask for a consultation 😒😭

I’m locked in to Jamaican hurricane tik tok and it’s nice to know that hurricane unseriousness transcends borders and cultures. I literally just saw a man barbecuing in the rain with music blasting on live 😭

I’m screaming at the Cheesecake Factory in the comments