Groovy Mane
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Groovy Mane
@rudeboymolo
these are just observations, not assessments.
Electric Ladyland Katılım Mayıs 2014
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@solisolsoli @adaezeokaro Model was yeeked up. Nicolai had some thick shit coming to the studio
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Literally can’t take nothing they say seriously
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
Being 30 and attracted to a 18yo is creepy.
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Girls always say this when they're 25. When they were 18 they were doing the same thing with 30 year olds 😂
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
Being 30 and attracted to a 18yo is creepy.
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LOL…. I get you. But this is wrong
Ous'Bongie@BongsMahlangu_
Maturing is realizing that once your debt has been sold to a 3rd party debt collector without your permission, you no longer owe the debt.
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The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Norm Macdonald
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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White ppl fuck dogs irl without them being able to talk…
k@ysljennii
If dogs could talk irl, white ppl would date them
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One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.
Lammie_Art@Lammie_Art01
No one talks about how full-time jobs quietly erase your hobbies
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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There's actually research on this. The dual-hormone hypothesis shows that when testosterone rises and cortisol drops (exactly what consistent training does), people become more assertive and less tolerant of nonsense. You're not becoming evil -- you're just losing patience for things you used to quietly accept.
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@ajayi_anu a bitch selling pussy ain’t worried abt it being illegal to whoop a child lmaooo come on now who she think she fooling ? The whites???
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They got another interview Look how she's dress🤦🏽♂️😩
Wild Clips@wildclipszone
This is disgusting... she failed as a mother
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Trust me my guy. They understand
Kharis@kharis_micheal
Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.
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This is why they always say 6 months
Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez
The girl I'm going out with tomorrow just told me she had sex 3 days ago and now I'm not so sure I want to go out with her anymore
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hes the FUNNIEST person alive 😭😭😭 just taken aback by the lack of talent 😭😭😭 he did nawt care that they were just kids, he was 5 yrs old & fully employed 😭😭😭😭
selina@mjsappIehead
the way michael would genuinely FREEZE & his smile would DROP whenever he didn‘t like something was his funniest trait kids singing to him and he stops moving & smiling & backs away 😭😭😭😭😭
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Just asked my husband if we could roleplay and I’ll be a crackhead trynna suck dick for a dime bag. He told me no 😞
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Maybe that’s what he meant
Rose TheArtist@rosethaaartist
Nipsey smacked a nigga at the BET awards
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Let’s be real. If you’re black you know the 40 water
Johnny Stewart@back4firstime
This app will act like 40 not known and loved everywhere lol
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What changed me was watching my dad beg my mom not to leave after 14 years of marriage, and said she never really loved him. only to find out there was already someone else.
Months after they separated, he admitted he had known for a long time that there was another person. He just stayed quiet because he didn’t want our family to break apart.
One night he said, “If I didn’t have children, I would’ve ended my life already.”
That sentence never left me.
And yet somebody would still easily tell us “That’s still your mom.”
Fuck that.
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