DANKRUPT

@emmxyzzy Gimme that scoby

The stallion who mounted my tent

@joerogan @CheetoSantino @TonyHinchcliffe 😏

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I wish I could text my cat

@duncantrussell Fuck this

@madflavor happy birthday Uncle Joey, today is my birthday too. We birthday brothers. Hopefully one day eskimo brothers too 🎂🤞

I have diarrhea at the gym. Happy birthday to me.

@leesyatt @madflavor Holy shit I got the same birthday as Joey Diaz i'm fucking incredible

Happy Birthday @madflavor! I hope 56 is the best year yet.

@leesyatt Just do the pesky meth don't half ass shit

Bombing on stage is fun because it gives you that feeling of wanting to stick your fingers in your brain without having to snort all of that pesky meth first.

@madflavor Tip Top Magoo

@emmxyzzy Party animal

What about an app for Australian males that stops all forms of gambling ads

Life tip: Yell "SPOILER ALERT" at coworkers whenever they start prattling on about some stupid show you don't care about and will never watch

@duncantrussell @brendonwalsh Water people?

So are we all moving to Texas so we can vote for this Lego guy or whatever?

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