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I think this is the most appropriate @deadspin and @barry story to tweet out. I still think about this one. I will miss Deadspin. "Don't do what you don't want to do." deadspin.com/this-guy-died-…

@AmazonVideo #UnlimitedScreaming 🎃

This account is now going to deliver children's book takes in addition to being dormant.

Mexican restaurant or the next film from Robert Rodriguez?

@porters Millennial version of American Gothic? No companion, headphones instead.

@SBNation Five Day Park Hopper Pass 8s

Johnny Appleseed was clearly the back story of a serial killer.

Galileo failed

Ethical dilemma: If you sent your autonomous vehicle back into the past, would you program it to run over baby Hitler?

What sort of room layout and activity produced the first time shit hit a fan? Seems unlikely and an overstated concern.

Space cadet seems like a pretty cool job, not an insult. Could also get promoted to space colonel.

I spent twenty hours straight in my room writing this vice clickbait"

Is Todd short for Toddler?

@70MPHFastball Don't worry, I got your back. vine.co/v/eqgDp1UOLXm

Run for the border? Has Taco Bell always encouraged sedition and treason? #BreakfastDefector #PatriotAct

A cautionary tale: the original #BreakfastDefector was Benedict Arnold

Am I allowed to tweet about the etiquette of leaving the last sushi on the communal plate yet or are we still about Boston?

@porters @coffee_dad @sammaglio Going to make some coffee

@porters you wear reversible underwear all the time