Rue Jones

@ChelseaFC @mickquinn1089 Joke of a club

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

@ReelHammerz Palace away is a tough place to go

Let’s be honest. That was a terrible result Spurs will beat wolves and we will struggle to beat Everton We’re in the bottom 3 again. We just don’t know it yet I’m livid

@Lawton_Times Wonder why she’s left now rather than at the end of the season ?

EXCLUSIVE: Baroness Karren Brady has stepped down as vice-chair of West Ham United. She has been in the role for 16 years. Leaves with five Premier League games remaining. Story here: thetimes.com/sport/football…

I genuinely belive we will beat Manchester City at the Etihad and secure the Premier League today. I can't wait to see all your tears later on.

@piersmorgan If Arsenal end up trophy less this season, is it right to sack Arteta ?

22yrs of Title-less pain, 6yrs of Arteta’s project.. in terms of its importance to the Club, this is Arsenal’s biggest game of the Millennium, and possibly in our whole history. I believe in this manager, and this squad. We’re going to win. COYG. 👊

@BroadcastMoose 2-1 spurs

My Office for the afternoon - predictions?

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Spurs will win this. Hammers will lose on Monday.

Our Spurs side to face Brighton 🤍 🔢 @krakenfx

@SpursOfficial @Castrol Spurs win this

Back home on Saturday 🏟️ 👉 @Castrol

@ReelHammerz IF Big IF tbf

If we beat Palace, I think we’re odds on to stay up at that point

@paddypower Everton 10 pts deduction?

What needs to be done to make the Premier League better to watch?

Shame @paddypower app experiencing difficulties verifying online account. They’re missing out of my 50p each way…. #thegrandnational2026 #paddypower

@VanBaltus18810 @_HenryBolton @ArmchairAdml @0hour1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_HenryBolton @ArmchairAdml @0hour1 Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. The US could invade England right now and you’d do nothing about it.

We stormed Omaha Beach for Britain They won't even let us use an airfield. 🥴 That's spitting in the face of it.

@EmiratesFACup Shock……

The draw for the #EmiratesFACup semi-finals is complete 🏆

@shimon_avitan @Microinteracti1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The bottom line is. President Trump leads the strongest and greatest power in the world. And President Macron leads a country that is failing in everything with a collapsing economy and a collapsing society and a country that Muslim immigrants have taken over. France is sinking and America is rising.

The French President Just Reminded The World What Class Looks Like Donald Trump stood in front of a camera and did what Donald Trump does. He mocked Emmanuel Macron’s wife. He put on a fake French accent. He told the world that Brigitte Macron “treats him extremely badly” and that the French president was “still recovering from a right hook to the jaw.” It was the geopolitical equivalent of a man shouting at clouds. Macron was in South Korea when someone asked him about it. He paused. He considered the question with the expression of a man who has just been informed that a golden retriever has urinated on his Bentley. Then he said this: “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” Seven words. That was it. Seven words delivered with the quiet, devastating calm of someone who genuinely does not need to raise their voice because the staff will handle it. It was the verbal equivalent of a single raised eyebrow from a man in a perfectly fitted suit, looking down at someone who has just spilled red wine on the carpet at Versailles. Consider the man on the other end of that eyebrow. A man who wears a red baseball cap to diplomatic meetings and a white one to funerals. A man who arrives at the most solemn occasions in the world looking like he has just wandered in from a golf buggy. A man whose morning routine apparently involves industrial quantities of spray tan applied to a face that has, at various medical estimations, the cardiovascular profile of a blocked Manhattan sewer. A man whose idea of a state dinner is a quarter pounder eaten alone in a motorcade. This is the man who decided to lecture the world about Emmanuel Macron’s marriage. Trump called NATO a “paper tiger.” He mocked a head of state’s wife. He uploaded the whole embarrassing performance to the White House YouTube channel, briefly, before someone in the building apparently remembered that diplomacy exists and pulled the plug. Macron’s response landed like a white glove placed gently on a table. Not thrown. Placed. “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” In French diplomatic circles, that sentence is a declaration of war. In English, it translates roughly to: I have noticed your behavior, and I find it beneath comment, which is why I am commenting on it once, quietly, before returning to matters of actual importance. There is a man in this story who has spent eighty years on this earth and still cannot find a suit that fits, a tie that stops at his belt, or a shade of foundation that occurs anywhere in nature. And there is a man who responded to being publicly humiliated by the most powerful person on earth with seven words and a expression that could freeze the Seine. Macron has something Trump has spent his entire life trying to purchase and never quite managed. Class. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@oelma__ Women ?

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@n7869657 @bet365 Unlucky

@bet365 Joey barton

Name a player that has at least one cap for England. 🚫 The ONLY rule... They can't have been named by anyone else previously.

@bet365 Trevor brooking

@MardyMariner98 @awaydaysfb Yes - that’s it.

@awaydaysfb How do you prove it? Where a hat covered in buttons, use a made up language and eat jellied eels?

An Arsenal fan who has bought tickets in the home end of the London Stadium for their away game at West Ham, received this email this morning. The email is looking for photographic proof of the person being a West Ham fan.. Fair play to West Ham for cracking down on this sort...

@theawayfans That definitely was a sliding doors moment to the detriment to the club.

Lionel Scaloni: “The experience in England was very good until the last match that changed my entire history. We played the FA Cup final with West Ham against Rafa Benítez's Liverpool. That match practically changed my life. Today, I have two children because of that game. We were winning 3-2, and there was a minute and a half left in the match, it was historic for West Ham. A cross came in from the far post, and I remember heading it with Cissé. The ball fell to me, and I heard a scream from him like he was cramping or hurt. I thought we had to stop the match, so I kicked the ball out. I kicked it between the corner and the last 3/4 of the field. Of course, there was a minute and a half left, and I couldn't waste time. The Liverpool player took the throw-in and threw it directly to me. They came to press me, and I kicked it upfield. The ball landed almost at midfield, the Norwegian Riise got it and sent it to the far post. Gerrard hit it from 40 metres, they made it 3-3, and that was how the match ended. We went to extra time, then penalties, and we lost the FA Cup. What would have happened if we had won? I would have stayed at West Ham because I was on loan. The coach, Alan Pardew, came to me a couple of days later and said, 'We'll talk again later.' That was when I realised I wasn't going to stay." That changed my life because I went to Mallorca, and that's where I met my wife. These are things I believe are destined.”

@EhisOjeks Coz u physically get one

I’ve always wanted to ask, why do we say “caps” when talking about country appearances??