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@lawson_nash1 @itsGeorgeyy Derrick White is as impactful of a basketball player as Maxey and much more than Edgecomb.

@itsGeorgeyy Right but Oubre and PG are just as far or close to far behind those two as White and Hauser are behind Maxey and Edgecombe. Bona and Queta are a draw. That’s the only point I’m trying to make.

Yeah, there’s most definitely not a gap anywhere in the starting lineup….

Showing up to the bar with a bad fake so they send me home cuz I’m tired

If you wear wired headphones you’re a performative individual

Jokic is the best basketball of all time thank you for your time

@TUMBasketball Is that TU Superfan Teddy Martin

Shoutout the TU fans representing on the east coast!! #ReignCane

Liquid death is an insane name for water how do they get away with that dumbass name fr

Well well well. Look what we have here.

They’ve done it again!

Oh the Red Sox are on? Time to ruin my evening

Little life hack for ya: avoid morning rush hour by showing up late to work 👍

Life happens between 2 Factor Authentication attempts :)

One of those nice weather days that made Ferris Bueller act out 😭

@realTulax @jcalvinmeyer Jacob don’t respond to these bots out here. Keep up the great work!

@jcalvinmeyer What about the guy that mowed through the top of Boston's order with bases loaded no outs last night?

The outlook for the Orioles' 2026 bullpen: The holdovers: Keegan Akin Yennier Cano The bulk relievers (if they're not starters): Tyler Wells Albert Suarez The guys making a case: Dietrich Enns Kade Strowd Grant Wolfram Yaramil Hiraldo The guys on the IL: Scott Blewett Colin Selby The arms on the farm: Chayce McDermott Anthony Nunez

@realTulax Skill issue my man.

@rufruf1235 It took 4 hours to get back to Baltimore from Richmond last week, sounds like a great deal

Southwest sending emails about flights for $39 and it’s to Richmond. Be for real.

Got enough tabs open at work rn to kill a small mammal

@mollywobbles333 Congrats, you are now head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics

The best kinda advice on here is when someone earnestly asks, as a 17 year old, how to get ahead in life and some bot goes “buy land” like cool I have $37 what should I buy? A piece of sod?

I will not tap, hold, and then load your image in 4k so please stop asking

I do wonder if Choco Tacos being discontinued caused our world to enter a tailspin.

Oh your coffee shop opens at 7am?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman you will not be forgotten as long as I’m alive