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@jimrome @CastrolUSA I need some tires with better traction on dirt... This thing is all over the place. - smoke #ASKjimrome

@elonmusk In short: "Your're Ufcked"

Where will AI be in 1, 2 or 3 years?

Bro you were in my top 10 until I saw the hot pocket.

How NASA live footage works

White House spiritual advisor Paula White is urging Christians in America to donate their hard-earned money to Israel this Holy Week, saying it will help rebuild homes destroyed by ongoing wars and attacks. She claims those who give will, in return, receive God’s tithe and His blessing.

@BillboardChris Sounds like a fully functional airway to me. A little raspy but its moving air.

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.

-When you got drunk and added too many legs to your parlay.

@WallStreetApes IHOP, where the food is almost as bad as the service.

Our food in America is a science experiment There are 15 ingredients in IHOP’s eggs IHOP eggs contain - Whole eggs (primary base) - Citric acid - Xanthan gum - Guar gum - Natural flavor - Beta-carotene - Sodium citrate - Wheat flour - Sugar - Buttermilk - Whey - Soybean oil - Egg whites (additional) - Baking soda - Sodium aluminum phosphate - Monocalcium phosphate - More natural and artificial flavors All this goes into the eggs to make their omelets. This does not include anything added to the omelet, this is just the eggs “Did you know that the eggs used to make the omelet and IHOP are actually 15 different ingredients —This blew my mind, guys — and then they actually put pancake batter in the omelet to make it fluffier” You only need 1 ingredient to make eggs… eggs

This sums up global politics better than anything else.

@MauroBianchi24 Let’s come back in 3 years to see if my beloved followers missed me. What a dope. I unfollowed so I won’t be bothered in 2029.

@DailyLoud Bullet bill was not going to be denied.

Someone made an inflatable sled of BULLET BILL from Super Mario Bros and it crashed into a group of people causing chaos at a ski resort in Japan 👀🤣

The internet wins again. x.com/shitpost_2077/…

Me logging into the Zoom call with that one Canadian coworker tomorrow.

@punt_rd This man is any of us showing up to our 25-30 year gig. It’s been a brutal one, but we’re still here.

Thoughts on the performance of ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ by Mötley Crue’s Vince Neil here!?

@FightWithMemes Imagine how miserable a guy has to be that 3 life sentences was the better option.

The way he just so calmly explains exactly why he did it, how he did it. 😳

Dads returning to their families after football season ends tonight

@rampagejackson My man you cant keep the word out of your mouth, so why should we?

They know what they was doing 😒

All this just to come out and kick 2 field goals 😭

Football analyst playing Pictionary on Saturday morning is peak nonsense.

@L2WTrades “Here’s the exact system” Proceeds to tell us that it’s only 1/10 of the system.

go pull up the 6AM candle on your chart right now this one candle predicts the entire New York session direction and almost nobody uses it a guy in my discord called 14 out of 15 trading days correctly last month using only this here's the exact system: THE 6AM REVERSAL SIGNATURE: at 6AM EST, institutions show their hand they either: - push price into a key level (reversal incoming) - expand away from a level (continuation day) the 6AM candle tells you WHICH STEP 1: mark yesterday's high and low STEP 2: at 6AM, watch where price trades relative to those levels STEP 3: if 6AM sweeps a level but CLOSES back inside the range = reversal day STEP 4: if 6AM expands and closes BEYOND the level = trend day that's it. EXAMPLES: 6AM sweeps yesterday's high, closes back below it → sell the rip at 9:30 6AM sweeps yesterday's low, closes back above it → buy the dip at 9:30 6AM breaks high and closes above with momentum → only look for longs most traders show up at 9:30 with no bias they're "reacting to price action" aka gambling smart traders showed up at 6AM they already know the direction the 9:30 open is just their entry window THIS IS THE EDGE: institutions set up the move between 6-9:30 retail shows up at 9:30 and provides the exit liquidity you can either BE the liquidity or you can TAKE the liquidity the 6AM candle tells you which side you're on go backtest it. 30 days. track the results. you'll never trade blind again

Amazing that out of 87,000 new hires, Biden’s IRS couldn’t uncover a single penny of Somali graft, but Nick Shirley found billions.