Runar Hansson

@tv2sport Hvis dere først skal ha om dametennis på nyhetene, så er det greit om det er noen på jobb som følger en smule med. Sier at Sabalenka fikk revansje for Australian Open finale tapet med seier i går, men nevner ikke at hun allerede slo Rybakina for under to uker siden.

Anthony Elanga, £55m. 43 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. His only goals have came in ties they’ve lost 5-1 & 8-3. Yet to score a Premier League goal this season. The same one-trick winger everyone saw at United. Jacob Ramsey, £40m. — Newcastle finally got their dream #10 after years of moaning about it... who has delivered a spectacular 3 G/A in 35 appearances. 4 G/A if you count the wonderful pass to Raphinha to cement their biggest European defeat in history. Yoane Wissa, £55m. 21 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. 29-year-old panic buy with a contract ticking down at Brentford, so naturally Newcastle paid £55m when he was out of contract this summer.. Now stuck behind Will Osula in the pecking order & liking Sunderland players posts after doing the double on Newcastle. *Nick Woltemade - £75m. 44 games, 10 goals, 3 assists. The new "star striker" who arrived as the shiny Isak replacement... who now is being played as an #8 and hasn’t scored a league goal since December. Malick Thiaw, £35m. In fairness, more of a goal threat than Wissa & Elanga combined. Started well but part of the defence who has conceded the most goals of any side in Europe’s Top 5 league’s in 2026. Newcastle spent £250m on these five alone last summer, an absolutely pathetic transfer & they’re back playing the PSR deflection tactics on their own supporters to distract from the absolute failure of Eddie Howe & the Sportswashing project. You have had more than enough money, you just spent it horrendously. Victim mentality.

Mbuemo i 2026 er nesten som å spille med 10 mann.

Kobbiiiiiiiie

Great to see No 1 goalkeeper Senne Lammens turn out to see the FA Youth Cup tonight #mufc

Nei.

Definitely has nothing to do with the fact Carrick’s wife told you to shut the fuck up and you can’t deal with anyone who challenges you, that’s why Neville & Scholes sit and nod along like good little boys to whatever miserable shite you say next.

Luis Nani we won’t let them lie on you

Eneste jeg kommer på som minner litt om disse typene, som har lykkes, er Firmino.

Hvordan faller klubber for disse gang på gang? Hvem har lykkes fra Bundesliga til PL? Haaland, Son, Auba, Sane, De Bruyne (10er, men helt annen power og fysikk enn disse nevnte, i tillegg til at han er en all timer). Alle disse helt andre typer og helt annen fysikk enn de nevnte.

Wirtz & Simons. Sancho, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan, Nkunku, Holtby, Pulisic, Naby Keita. Garantert flere som jeg ikke kommer på i farten. Disse lettbeinte (flesteparten 10ere) fra Bundesliga faller igjennom gang på gang i Premier League. Knapt til å tro hvor svake Wirtz og Simons er.

Yep. 100%. Individually, he was quiet …But that’s not the point. which is what keeps going over people’s head when I make this point His **profile** is what makes United better. Even when he’s “off it”, United attack better WITH him on the pitch - because it’s more balanced

Heaven bør starte foran Yoro i dag. Avkledde Watkins på Villa Park sist. Og strengt tatt er det ingen grunn til at Yoro plutselig er foran Heaven i «køen». Heaven spilte seg på ingen måter ut av laget under Amorim og Yoro har ikke imponert noen i hele år.

Roy Keane has to be the worst pundit on TV. Zero tactical insight, atrocious talent ID, the worst takes you can possibly imagine. All he talks about are "running hard" and la pasion. Great player, piss poor pundit.

“If they ask me, I think I could go there and do the job for sure” “I’m bringing Kranjcar, Crouchy and Defoe, they’re all coming back” 🤣🤣🤣

Courtois - tidenes beste keeper.

A £125m signing not having any ability to directly influence games is unheard of. Wirtz has been a complete disaster of a signing for Liverpool so far.

17 år siden. Hjelp.

Tim Howard som gjorde Mourinho famous. Går jo selvfølgelig ikke med drakt nr 14 som keeper.

«When you were at Valencia, they asked you for Paella, and you gave them fish and chips»😭😭😭