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@WhiteHouse Quiet Piggy.

🇺🇸🤝🇸🇦 "Tonight, I'm pleased to announce that we are taking our military cooperation to even greater heights by formally designating Saudi Arabia as a major non-NATO ally." - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

@kaitrump @POTUS The sooner you change your last name and detach yourself from your horrible family legacy, the better off you'll be.

I had an amazing time filming with my Grandpa to kick off my new series called 1 on 1 with Kai. In the video, everyone gets to see the bond we have, especially on the golf course. This is my favorite video I have filmed so far and holds a lot of meaning to me. I hope you enjoy this very special video. Out now on YouTube! youtu.be/HtTevWBoRfI?si…

@realDonaldTrump You are delusional.

@realDonaldTrump Your family is trashing this nation. We are under siege due to your horrible presidency.

MY son Eric’s just out book, “UNDER SIEGE,” immediately went to NUMBER ONE on Amazon. Great going Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

@realDonaldTrump You are a loser and the citizens of this country are suffering because of your horrible decisions.

@realDonaldTrump The only people under seige are the millions you are withholding food benefits from, DJT. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

My husband is picking out meat like he’s choosing a wife.

Me: in bed, surrounded by family and friends, taking final breaths before I die Son: I CAN’T FIND THE REMOTE

Thinking of getting a half dozen rather than a dozen donuts for breakfast tomorrow because dieting.

Every time I like a deleted post, I feel like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the football away.

Before the Republican talking heads chalk this up to “Chicago violence”: Highland Park is 30 miles north of Chicago. It’s also one of the most affluent suburbs and has a non existent crime rate This is not a Chicago problem, it’s an America problem. Happy 4th!

It’s none of my business but some of my coworkers didn’t drink any water today. Maybe I should mix water into all their foods just to be safe

My autobiography will be called "Barely Repressed Anger." Oh? You don't want to buy it? Your choice. I'm fine. Really, it's okay.

I was going to be a "seat filler" at the Oscars, but they wouldn't meet my lumbar support requirements, so I walked.

Thinking of starting a clothing line called “Complicated Grief.” It’s just bathrobes.

Putin now trying to exchange rubles for Kohl's Cash.

I just spent an hour in the grocery store and 45 minutes of that was trying to open a produce bag

Of course I work out. Right now I'm working out how I can fit more ice cream in the freezer.

Scientists didn't actually confirm that "a body at rest tends to stay at rest" until the La-Z-Boy recliner was invented.