Liza Rush

I am going to start a thread of laws I would enact if I were president just like @deanie_babies did with his pet peeve list. 1. I would ban wild animals in zoos UNLESS they were injured or it was for rehabilitation purposes. However, absolutely no primates or elephants

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

Sometimes in the absolute worst of tragedy we see the best of humanity. x.com/balaji_bala_0m…

“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

@BrianD1530580 You have 2 brain cells

@rushliza Keep voting for newsom

#PalisadesFire from Santa Monica

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system... Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right? Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted! Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

A coffee shop in Singapore invented the "Sweet Little Rain." This coffee or tea is served with a puff of cotton candy. The steam from the coffee rises to dissolve the cotton candy, and the puff begins to "rain" onto the coffee cup.

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

me going non-verbal after he says no

She looks like if you hit her head with a spoon it’d sound like a gong

My viscous cycle is I always text and call people on my walks and then they reply when I’m back to my desk & then I get overstimulated

All I can think about is dune

this looks like every letter in LGBTQ