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@Savheya_Happie @Dark_Smthing uchaiziva here muGamakatsu

Mirai kuenda kusango kunoHura

@GejaMalvin29436 @ZimViral Give this man a Bells

@ZimViral I have a solution already, but same colour, size and thank me later

@AnemaziMari Forest pimps kikik

Looking like Indian Pimps

@HMetro_ @Chakariboy @larry_moyo @Mattmasinge I think this should read " Father rapes daughter (14) "

A MAN is on the run after allegedly raping and impregnating his 14-year-old daughter. Sources say he had been raping her since October last year. He would threaten that he would stop paying her school fees if she rejected his savage sexual attacks. heraldonline.co.zw/man-rapes-impr…

@Ronniel_zw Hope he had a diaper

Sometimes Satan is innocent

@HMetro_ @Dark_Smthing iko Ka breeze ke two minutes Kaya vakutocomplainer KO sewage yatinoswera nayo vanofa zve

The Katonha twins, Farai Lawyer and Tendai Mayor, have approached the courts over an unpleasant smell reportedly being experienced by residents near Koala Park... The lawsuit claims the company has been releasing harmful pollutants into the air heraldonline.co.zw/katonha-twins-…

@Savheya_Happie Haaaa hatimbomuka nguvai dzese idxo

They call it Harare from Haarare (no time to sleep) for a reason. Imagine someone who stays in Chitungwiza works in Westgate, Harare, - travel back home from work and arrive around 2100hrs everyday, - waking up around 0100hrs to look and fetch water, - wake up at 0430hrs to prepare for work 😭 - leave his house at 0600hrs to arrive around 0715hrs in town, board Westgate Kombis and arrive around 0750hrs Life in Harare is a movie. Imagine uine mucheche futi😭😭😭

@Dark_Smthing Plus kuzoda kungokusheedzai paden ndine playstation

Another One! (Khaled's voice) I think we need extra lessons as country. How do you send someone you do not know not have dealt with before $820? Mabhuru sere ne20 yekuperekedza pamusoro? Someone here once wrote "ukaona sekunge ndiwe urikuita benefit sterek padeal muZim tiza"

@Dark_Smthing Ma deals iwayo anoitwa munhu Ari ega asina kumbobvuzawo vamwe kana zvaipa kuchema tokunzwa tese

@Dark_Smthing Plus report book yacho ndiyo it's yakareba pakarohwa Imba nemheni

Spoke to Muchengeti when schools closed. She had very very good marks but positioned #3 in class &grade. So as I was telling her to aim higher and be #1 next term ndakazonzi, "ko what's the highest mark you got when you were in grade3?" Ndikati vanhu vakuru havabvunzwe izvozvo!

@Dark_Smthing For real ?

HIFA is back!

@PhiriTofara If it pisses you of now it will keep on pissing you even in marriage . So it time you choose what you want

zvinenge zvambodi kuti muzosvika pakutanga converstion yema body count?🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SiphoNkosi22 @CrimeWatchZim True

@russiekushinga @CrimeWatchZim We can do a go fund for him so that he can be able to drive own his own

WATCH | Croco Motors and Mahindra Auto Zimbabwe collected musician Greatman’s car for free repairs after it was involved in an accident at Kuwadzana 5 shops a few days ago. Greatman did not explain how his driver lost control and caused the crash. The car was a gift from President Emmerson Mnangagwa, which Greatman received about a month ago.

@SiphoNkosi22 @CrimeWatchZim That car has to be customised for him to be able to drive it .

@CrimeWatchZim When the car comes back please Greatman should just drive his car mukubata zvinhu zveVanhu rough ngarove mota ega

@DandaroOnline Ndaataure nyaya Yake in full I feel paakanhonga Mari pane zvimwe zvaakatakurana nazvo akauya nazvo kumba

#dandarostreets Zviriko here zvekuti munhu anonhonga US$100 everyday...🙌🏿💯✔️

@Patriot_S_A If one has a stamped passport by SA immigration then what will you do

My target today is to arrest 10,000 illegal foreigners

@sam_dzivah If you get first hand info from those affected your view will change

@avocado_wacho Covo sandwich

What is your honest opinion about this combo?

@AsinaMari Louder my guy

Trapping that nigga wont make him love you

@sam_dzivah I am no engineer asi apa aerodynamics was zero pchinhu ichi