Rusty knives

@HORSEHAVINGFUN genuinely the best thing to steal because why would i pay for these

@HORSEHAVINGFUN yay

@HORSEHAVINGFUN shirt credit: rusty knives

@HORSEHAVINGFUN was that the one i got for you

hurting someones feelings accidentally and they think that you were being malicous when in reality your just fucking stupid and insensitive

hot girl sent me a pic of a pack of cigarettes laying on her thighs and the first thing i said was "youre going to hell for smoking lucky strikes"

for a second i was like "why do people say they have praise kinks? what am i supposed to do instead, be mean?" and then i realized that being mean during sex is like level 1 of being a pervert

@HORSEHAVINGFUN i heard them say everything will be okay eventually

its actually really awesome and cool #blessed i just wanted to tweet about it

trans woman from grindr whos a foot taller than me wants to top

@Junosospita8 @jellyfishingfan its okay to be pretentious you just also need to have joy in your heart ❤️ it evens out

trans people are the fat people of gender

@jellyfishingfan gay ass shirt

being short and fat is fun because everytime someone taller than me shoves me in the pit i fall and look like this

if youre a cashier and you tell a customer "between you and me" and then tell them how to order their food for cheaper they will tip you $50 right there on the spot

Me when the ruin all your relationships and isolate yourself from everyone disorder actually ruins all my relationships and makes me isolate myself from everyone

Someone posted a I Saw The Tv Glow clip on my timeline and it hit me like

just found out you can go to sleep when you’re tired instead of abusing stimulants x.com/homeinabodybag…