ryan gac

not sure about yall, but safer drivers on the road sounds like a pretty fucking good idea...

@djmarkfarina copped this on record store day a couple years ago sooo fire!

@jonessoruthless @bonitaappleblnt phodega is the truth!

Fellowship of the Wing: Phodega edition

member back in the day you would participate in a focus group for like pop tarts and get paid $50? this is actually a super useful tool #insurance claims people and attorneys can use to test the veracity of their case before going to trial. no pop tarts tho :(

been working as marketing director for this company the last 8 months and we just published this super nerdy case study on spinal surgery insurance claims - it's pretty amazing actually... check it ouuuuttt 🤓✌️

@pfcidb Rock You Like a Hurricane. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

i ust feel like we don't need to hear takin' care of business anymore

@sjodomy wait WHUT?! LFG MAN

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@margottigreene worth it

and i’m about to break my tooth on an antipasti crouton in milan

3 tweets for the price of 1: 1) death is no joke but trying to find yer way out of a greek cemetery is hilarious 2) what the fuck is the song "the lion sleeps tonight" even about?? 3) i do be farting tho.

@alexwasily The Book of Monday compels you!

come, you heathen, and receive thine blessing of the funk from bishop pastor deacon doctor reverend wasily

@ottos_mom_ this sounds like something i would do except not actually go to the class

is there a better show to build ikea furniture to than x-files?

@sjodomy i second this

matt dewine ❤️

@nol_gallagher i've heard of it

Chicago

@vwbusphan @alexwasily @JoeClarkChicago seent it... BOP is flocking...soon...

Starting a show called “America’s Got Talons” and it’s just people getting attacked by hawks

man humphrey bogarts breath must have been so rank

lol people who put apple product stickers on their car

who's trying to add this amazing clap machine to their collection? one of the coolest pieces of vintage gear i've come across reverb.com/item/68995711-…

@jonessoruthless 😹😹😹

Smoking that shit that sends you to the otter hand holding experience 💨