Severely Depressed Mets Fan

“why is juju smith schuster trending”

@johnhschaefer @nickythegood yeah i just hope if it doesn’t end well it isn’t gonna be the start of another catastrophic run

@ryan_mm14 @nickythegood Things change…This game is going to be another wild one. But, it has nothing to do with momentum.

No Ewing is dumb. You don’t sit momentum.

@johnhschaefer @nickythegood update?

@nickythegood LOL. It’s 3-0…

@JoeTipton @On3 fuck this guy

NEWS: Syracuse transfer forward Donnie Freeman has committed to St. John’s, he told @On3. 

The 6-9 sophomore averaged 16.5 points and 7.2 rebounds per game this season. on3.com/news/syracuse-…

The Mets DON’T play baseball today 🙏

@dickyjohnson67 @connecticut_20 @Johnny_Rock67 @WhiteyWager @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls @gsutigers_mbb can u confirm dearborn is a real person

@connecticut_20 @Johnny_Rock67 @WhiteyWager @ryan_mm14 @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls He’s going to be a senior so assume it would be for one year, could be the perfect guy to fill out the rotation.

Official roster rn: Junior County Silas Demary, Jr. Najai Hines Colben Landrew Jayden Ross

@Tyfrmda860 @WhiteyWager @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls i just googled this guy and nothing came up

@WhiteyWager @ryan_mm14 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls Is that ai ? 😂

@WhiteyWager @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls that would be a great pickup idk why he didn’t come up when i first searched him

@WhiteyWager @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls they do make me quite miserable ngl

@WhiteyWager @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls not a lot of ppl know abt him bc he’s not real, unless u wanna pull his espn profile up

@ryan_mm14 @Tyfrmda860 @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls Not a lot of people know about him. He is a guy Hurley has wanted for a very long time

@Tyfrmda860 @WhiteyWager @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls not a real person don’t know what this guys talking abt

@WhiteyWager @soxuconn @MisterHotBalls Who’s that?

@G0DSDrumm3r @LionTrees_ he’s basically committed to kentucky

@LionTrees_ Any update on Zoom Diallo?

Notable Players UConn has contacted as of last night: Drew McKeever, Saint Mary’s C Najai Hines, Seton Hall C Devin Royal, Ohio State F Alex Wilkins, Furman G Donnie Freeman, Syracuse F Paulius Murauskas, Saint Mary’s F Massamba Diop, Arizona State C

@AnthonyDiComo season from hell continues

Soto grimaced running first-to-third on Bo Bichette's RBI single in the top of the first. You can see him slowing up about halfway between second and third base here.

@kai_xbt dick maxing is crazy

Clavicular reveals he would hang a shopping bag full of weights from his d*ck to gain size "You take a bag, fill it with items like five or ten pounds of weights, wrap the bag around your shaft and just hold on. I would usually do that while I was driving. You just hold on with one arm and hope you don't pull up to a stoplight." "You do that for like an hour a day and you can gain like half an inch."

OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

@digital__creat @skiistiredasf @vitalyzdtv

@skiistiredasf By the way, she looks more beautiful 😍 ❤️ and cute 🥰 in the childhood pic than in the young one.

He survived a fire at 17 months old and refused to let it define him !

@agyemangclassic @BleacherReport

@BleacherReport Celtics actually play better without Jaylen Brown, his $300M contract was their biggest mistake

Jaylen Brown has been ruled out vs. ATL with left Achilles tendinitis

@Hoss04247210469 @metsnewsrumors @ODembele911 @SNYtv i didn’t say he was ass 2.1 innings 3 runs is not a gem

@ryan_mm14 @metsnewsrumors @ODembele911 @SNYtv you’re crazy

Carlos Mendoza announces the Mets' rotation to begin the season 🔸 Thursday, March 26 : Freddy Peralta 🔸 Saturday, March 28: David Peterson 🔸 Sunday, March 29: Nolan McLean 🔸 Monday, March 30: Clay Holmes 🔸 Tuesday, March 31: Kodai Senga

@Hoss04247210469 @metsnewsrumors @ODembele911 @SNYtv that game against italy was not a gem

@metsnewsrumors @ODembele911 @SNYtv he threw 2 gems on the biggest stage of his entire career against some of the best players in the world. but yeah lets get david peterson on the bump

@Mazzy1423 @SleeperMets

@SleeperMets Vientos will hit .250+

ONE WEEK UNTIL METS BASEBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK. With that, drop your HOTTEST Mets takes for the 2026 season…. I’ll be revisiting EVERY single one during the All-Star Break 👀🔥

@SleeperMets mets blow absolute big meat and miss the playoffs