Ryan Davis

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Ryan Davis

Ryan Davis

@ryanandrewdavis

Mostly tweets about Dr Pepper. I also teach. Married to Casey Davis and father of Charlie.

Denton, TX Katılım Aralık 2011
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
That denton drone show was not it man.
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@BrentTerhune Or an ad for their own network that you are already watching.
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Brent Terhune in Erie, PA 4.24@BrentTerhune·
Shoutout to the streaming services making me watch a commercial for the thing I’m about to watch.
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@shaunmmaguire @tedcruz Or the American colonies in the 1700’s. Farmers firing muskets and I’m sure their recruitment age was under 15. Not to get into “whataboutism” but you’re doing the opposite.
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Shaun Maguire@shaunmmaguire·
Gaza is the only place in the world where you can be a “civilian” while holding hostages Or also while firing an AK47 Or also while firing an RPG And still be a “civilian” in the death stats… which are reported by Hamas And as a reminder Hamas’ recruitment age is 15…
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
My peculiar pet peeve is when someone uses “itch” as a verb.
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You will need a new house after using that.
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@SMB_HEFF @KudaBender @wolfofx @creepydotorg The average death row inmate spends 20 years on death row before execution. The average cost is 4X that of a general population prisoner (life in prison). 20 years on death row costs the same as 80 years in prison. So if somebody survives for 81 years in prison, THEN it’s cheaper
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Creepy.org@creepydotorg·
A death row inmate gouged out both of his eyeballs and ate one of them to delay his execution.
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MLB has launched a ballpark food delivery menu 👀🤤
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@benedictpolizzi Probably a prostate thing. But don’t worry, the exam isn’t invasive or uncomfortable at all.
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benny polizzi@benedictpolizzi·
why am i always on the verge of pissing my pants
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@arisadface And the search terms are the most nonsense crap I have ever typed when I’m looking for a specific video. Like “dance battle banana fart scare”
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@larnoffinthisho It’s a form of posturing. I have to be completely on top of that fire, but then if it goes neglected, I am to blame. It’s a double edged sword. Complete respect or complete shame.
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Alexander Fraser@Alexander_H_F·
@MNateShyamalan Minimalism was invented by big small to sell more less.
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Killer Mike getting arrested after he won three Grammys is going to make some of the best lyrics we’ve ever heard.
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@DenverLogs I was a paratrooper with the 82nd airborne division. Now I am a disabled veteran. Not really the resume I imagine they were attacking.
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
This is about my lip tattoo. My initials (RAD) on the inside of my bottom lip.
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Ryan Davis@ryanandrewdavis·
@dslzy I have a tattoo on my arm that says “god has spoken and the rest is commentary” lol
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