Ryan

@MLBHR @OldManCarlson

Colt Emerson - Seattle Mariners (1) 3-run 344 feet +1000

@ibluemyself @ActionNetworkHQ Gamblers are people too

@ActionNetworkHQ @ryancin323 this is unamerican if he’s charged

Court documents revealed that Brendan Sorsby was betting on the "Turkish basketball league, Romanian soccer games, obscure doubles tennis matches and Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest."

@MLBHR I would burn down a local business if Adames and Chapman were on my baseball team @justinobrien9

Jung Hoo Lee - San Francisco Giants (3) 2-run (inside-the-park) 225 feet +1000

@MLBHR That's not JJ Bleday

Victor Scott II - St. Louis Cardinals (2) Solo 397 feet +1550

@UnderdogMLB @Audra_Martin Need to see more teams doing this. Get these players the help they need

Matt Wallner to be optioned to Triple-A by the Twins, per @Audra_Martin.

@ibluemyself @SirajAHashmi @justinobrien9 Right after our chocolate fondue rendezvous

@SirajAHashmi @ryancin323 @justinobrien9 let’s try this next time we go to Golden Corral

Sending this to the boys’ group chat with just the caption “Us”

@UnderdogMLB @ibluemyself #WWHSKD

Ha-Seong Kim (finger) activated from IL.

@nut_history I would kill to be this man @OldManCarlson

Dude caught a fly ball with a bread bowl. Yes, you read that correctly, a bread bowl

@UnderdogMLB this guy hates his mother

Status alert: Willson Contreras (left wrist) leaves game Sunday.

@ibluemyself @nocontextmemes @ViewFromVegas Gonna need one for every day of the week

@nocontextmemes @ViewFromVegas @ryancin323 what size do you want

@MLBHR That's not Alec Bohm

Miguel Vargas - Chicago White Sox (8) 2-run 410 feet +500

@MikeyDingers29 @mtbright06 @deciplecake Tailed. I am going down with the JJ ship - ran all of these for smaller today JJ, Mune, Mark JJ, Mune, Drake JJ, Mune, Matt Yandy, JJ, Drake Yandy, JJ, Matt Marcel, Matt, Alonso Kurtz, Yandy, Xander

@ryancin323 @mtbright06 @deciplecake Im in. Heres mine

@mtbright06 @MikeyDingers29 @deciplecake discord down?

@mtbright06 @MikeyDingers29 @deciplecake I will leave you all with this final betslip 🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️ 🙏🕯️RR to 3, of course 🙏🕯️ 🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️🙏🕯️

@ryancin323 @MikeyDingers29 @deciplecake Godspeed, sweet prince 🤣

@MikeyDingers29 @mtbright06 @deciplecake It was a pleasure knowing all of you

@ryancin323 @mtbright06 @deciplecake Yes

It's just a game @libby3232 Throw Manny a meatball ⚾💥

@MLBHR The lowercase guy

Travis d'Arnaud - Los Angeles Angels (1) 3-run 396 feet +575

@UnderdogMLB SCOOOOOTER @justinobrien9

Michael Conforto walk-off homer 2 outs, 2 strikes

@justinobrien9 not as good as your lady but the cubs have earned the crown of slowest to post lineups this year

@lalovestrump @justinobrien9 @OldManCarlson @ibluemyself

If Siri was from East LA