ryan wieczkowski, mets fan

seasons over, RIP the 2026 New York Mets.

@cara_jeffrey GayD Martinez

Or maybe it’s just JD Martinez

All it took was the Mets being a little more gay for them to finally remember how to play baseball in the month of June

hey remember when justin turners walk up music was call me maybe? me too.

@whutyearisit Mbabe Jruth Melendez

THE M IN MJ MELENDEZ STANDS FOR METS

when can i buy a danhausen jersey @nyknicks

when did you realize you were washed? for me it was right now when i heard numb by linkin park as the in store music in trader joe’s.

@bikemamadelphia felt

Confirmed.

Update my body is like I am not going to fall asleep instead. And be fully up and conscious of my fears and worries instead.

the people yelling on 7th ave are the knicks version of bills mafia and honestly it might be my favorite thing about them. i haven’t felt this good about basketball since 1994.

@ellesep ITS SO REAL

No one talks about the drinks coffee/doesn’t drink coffee gap in the relationship

@Weir4Liberty so much for freedom. what’s next, a license to make toast in my own damn toaster?

Tonight I sent the following email to the Libertarian National Committee requesting a dress code for business conventions addition to the policy manual to be applied in Grand Rapids and future national conventions. Members of the Libertarian National Committee, I am requesting consideration of a proposed addition to the Libertarian Party Policy Manual establishing a baseline professional dress standard for participation in official proceedings at the upcoming Grand Rapids National Convention and all future conventions. This proposal is not intended to impose ideological conformity or unnecessary rigidity, but rather to maintain a minimum standard of professionalism and decorum during the Party’s highest governing function. I respectfully request that a member of the LNC introduce the following language for consideration: "Proposed Policy Manual Addition — Convention Decorum and Attire Standards Section X.X — Delegate and Speaker Attire Requirements In order to preserve a professional atmosphere during all official sessions of the Libertarian Party National Convention, the following minimum attire standards shall apply to all delegates, alternates, speakers, candidates, and individuals addressing the convention body from a microphone during official business sessions: -Men shall wear collared shirts or equivalent business casual attire. -Closed-toe shoes shall be required for all participants engaging in convention floor business. -Business casual attire shall be considered acceptable minimum dress. -Neatly groomed facial hair shall be permitted. -Attire commonly understood to be intentionally disruptive, overtly theatrical, fetish-oriented, or materially inconsistent with the professional conduct of convention proceedings shall not be permitted during official business sessions. -Biological males shall not wear dresses, skirts, or attire traditionally recognized as women’s wear while participating in official convention business or addressing the body. The Chair, or any officer designee, shall have authority to deny microphone privileges, voting privileges, or floor participation to individuals not meeting these minimum standards until compliance is achieved. These standards shall apply only during official convention business sessions and shall not govern private social events, hospitality functions, or unofficial gatherings associated with convention activities." Regardless of differing views on culture or presentation, I believe most reasonable delegates agree that basic standards of professionalism strengthen the credibility and seriousness of the Party’s national proceedings. Thank you for your timely consideration of this matter! Respectfully, Ben Weir

@ellesep UGH now i need to carvel

How great is ice cream

@MetsFanatic97 @mikemayer22 your mom

@mikemayer22 Who hired them🤔

The Mets have gone from a pretty slow team to having multiple guys with plus speed quickly.

@AGoldmund See-PeePeeOh

@alexstitchins hi

Say hi #followme

TOOTBLAN

a barstool account posting this when they couldn’t send the same message to portnoy

when will the ADL address the real antisemitism? “dirty sodas” are just goyishe egg creams.

the mets calling up a guy named ewing is either going to save the season or doom the knicks.

@bikemamadelphia @Mahogany_Mama bryce is *maybe* the fifth best phillie first baseman. maybe.

@ryanfingawesome @Mahogany_Mama I literally was like RYAN HOWARD.

I know I’m old because I had to explain who Cole Hamels was at the bar last night to Philadelphia sports fans.

Disastrous weekend to take off.

@bikemamadelphia @Mahogany_Mama he isn’t even the greatest phillie to play first base in the last ten years

@Mahogany_Mama I mean I just started naming everyone else.