Ryan

Grief is just love with no where to go

2026年4月18日(土)Club Zion “3 ELMENTS TOUR” Malones💿取扱バンドblindwolf🇺🇸のVo.Ryanがプライベート来日&急遽EOTDフィーチャリングでステージに上がります🔥是非遊びに来てください🤘 -act- MINOR LEAGUE T.C.L DESSERT -GUEST BAND- BY-PASS EACH OF THE DAYS

My actual worst nightmare

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not sure what’s cooler watching Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani hit homers for their country Or a literal full time electrician having the game of his life

This is the beauty of the WBC: A 29-year-old bearded electrician from Ostrava, Czechia who has played baseball his whole life in a country where very few play the sport helps Czechia qualify for its first-ever WBC, strikes out Shohei Ohtani on a pitch he says came out of his hand wrong, and becomes one of the faces of the Classic. Ondřej Satoria, who is retiring from the national team after this tournament, will leave Japan where he gets stopped for autographs and photos and receives standing ovations, and fly back to Ostrava where he’s a normal guy with a simple life. And while no one back home is stopping him in the streets for autographs, imagine the stories he’ll have for his 2-year-old son when he grows up. “The most important thing is that the baseball community from around the world now knows that Czechia plays baseball.” - @OndrejSatoria in @michaelsclair’s book “We Sacrifice Everything to Baseball” 🇨🇿

You know what…I got some Italian in me and America is pretty trash these days so…let’s fucking go Italy

Ondřej Satoria, a Czech electrical worker, received a standing ovation at the Tokyo Dome after throwing over 4 scoreless innings against Japan 🙌 This was the final WBC game of his career 🥹 (via @wbcbaseball)

Not only am I an electrician and I went to Prague last year and it’s the coolest city ever…but this is just bad ass af

If it’s already 80s in March this summer is gonna be so fucking hot

@Chrxnx There’s one by me called “Pho King”

There’s a new pho spot in town called “Pho with us” and if that’s a play on Fuck with us then that’s amazing 🤣🤣

MVP baseball 2005 was amazing

Really need the next 6 weeks to fly by I’m so ready to disconnect from life and just get drunk in Japan and have the best food ever

@brobcohen @kirawontmiss Oh don’t worry I already saw this

@kirawontmiss @ryanhalvaks

Someone created an AI video of Punch getting revenge from the zoo monkeys that were bullying him😭

Some random barber followed ME on instagram. Bro I’m bald, you really need to dial in your online marketing strategy.

Ja Rule

@Chrxnx Stores it all in your diiiihhhhh

Found out I’m %24 body fat. Apparently my body stores it all in my fucking tits tho.

@vxmpire_baddie It’s just being old

@ryanhalvaks Dude fuckin same. No amount of melatonin, ZZZquil, or magnesium helps.

I love not being able to sleep and having to wake up at 5:45am being 32 rules

@brobcohen I like both so my feelings are hurt now :(

I'm pretty familiar with and a huge fan of Latin flavors etc... but I will never understand the Michelada. I've tried so many times and every time I wonder why someone would torture themself like that. Almost as bad as a bloody Mary..