Ryan

Feeling inspired

@libsoftiktok @TempleUniv @DOGE @officialTUPA

SCOOP .@TempleUniv in PA sent out an email to students and staff instructing them to call police if they spot ICE on campus and is encouraging protests against ICE. DEFUND THEM IMMEDIATELY @doge

@degentalks pain

Starts w P and we all love it ?

@TiffanyFongEtc you're going to find your future husband in that airport

I just ubered to the wrong airport like a fucking retard, so I just booked a new flight because another uber was roughly the same price. Now I’m stuck at the airport for over 3 hours. What should I do ???

@shanmell_ @MLB got it last year at a phillies game it's basically equal to (1) 24 oz beer

@MLB genuinely asking… is it legal to serve someone this much alcohol @ a sporting event lol

The 9-9-9 Challenge is back and will be available at even more ballparks in 2026 👀 Where will you be attempting the challenge? 🌭 New York Mets - Citi Field Philadelphia Phillies - Citizens Bank Park Colorado Rockies - Coors Field Houston Astros - Daikin Park Kansas City Royals - Kauffman Stadium San Francisco Giants - Oracle Park

People named 'Ryan' from across the country gather at Philadelphia Museum of Art 6abc.com/post/people-na…

@Dominos_UK gotta be @pizzahut right?

starts with P and we all love it

@PopBase i'll get @SabrinaAnnLynn's face tatted on my ass if she collabs on a song with me

Today is World Tattoo Day.

@brockpierson the dudes that run accounts of fake ai girls

This is what wins on 𝕏: > rage bait > engagement bait > basic one line questions > regurgitating "Breaking" News > viral stolen video slop from IG/TikTok > facilitating "lets connect" or "mutuals" trash What did I miss and do you AGREE?

@canyon_sunrise @nikitabier @MmisterNobody @grok i'm not home it's friday night - no need to be a karen lmao

@ryanmalin_ @nikitabier @MmisterNobody @grok can you help Ryan here. He can’t read X source code. Apparently. Let’s save @nikitabier some time, if we can. Thanks.

🚨SHOCKING 🚨 NIKITA JUST SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD AND ADMITED TO THROTTLING.

@Rawbertttttt @mert @fusewallet gotcha thanks (i don't have iOS so i can't try it out for myself)

@ryanmalin_ @mert @fusewallet its defi they don’t report

not talked about enough that you don't need a bank anymore i) get paid in USDC ii) use a wallet that has card integration iii) use the card to spend iv) earn yield v) transfer anywhere one such example is @fusewallet no this is not paid, just think this is underrated

@nikitabier @MmisterNobody are you counting replies+rts as posts bc i don't see 118 original posts? with that being said - it does look like he's botting his actual posts based on likes+rts/views ratio

There is no concept of throttling. Our algorithm is completely open-sourced. We are the only social media company on Earth that has done that. What you’re referring to is the “author diversity rule”: If you spam the timeline, we can’t show all 118 posts to all your followers—because the app would be entirely one user.

@gainzy222 we were literally doing the same memecoin gambling on Ethereum and BSC in 2020/2021 too

Perhaps vitalik is unaware that earlier crypto participants investing in utility coins achieved identical returns to meme coins longterm (-99%) but at least on meme coins they were not dumped on by VCs Anyway, vitalik has no room to talk about net negatives given eth performance

@barstoolsports every NHL player will have to take their business elsewhere

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Is Single Handedly Bringing Society Back From The Brink By Enforcing A Business Casual Dress Code And Not Allowing Hats In The Dining Room s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@piovincenzo_ bear market so i'm gonna say you guys might just dine and dash

Who is picking up the tab?

@ZssBecker @Mavericks100xs @Pumpfun the irony is we were doing the same exact stuff on Ethereum and BSC in 2020/2021

@Mavericks100xs @Pumpfun Something like pump fun was absolutely inevitable. Meme coins were always going to trend to a quick hit platform. This was always the final arc of meme coins race to find its most efficient form. If it wasn't pump it would of been another. Crypto DEMANDED this.

BREAKING: Vitalik states that @Pumpfun has killed memecoins by turning new retail investors entering the crypto space into degenerate gamblers and with no real-world use, the industry will die fast. He also stated that @pumpfun has been a net negative to crypto since it was released in 2024 by draining the $crypto ecosystem with coins like the $Trump coin eroding trust.

@Pedromiranda @opensea @solana @zjbrenner thoughts on buttcoin?

New @opensea mobile in beta is looking good with @Solana tokens Appreciate @zjbrenner for the smooth onboarding 🔥

@oelma__ cue the meme, @3YearLetterman

@livvydunne @baywatch gotta get paul to recreate the sandlot scene where he pretends like he's drowning 😂

Officially on duty… don’t drown! ;) #baywatch