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I’m a 32 year old father of 3, vacuuming with Harry Styles blasted through the house I’ve hit my peak

@_wns11 Hell yeah brother

@DrewStubbmuffin Lol. I live in the dark

Cochise by Audioslave

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

@megortwein Is this heaven?

made it to the big three

what if we kissed under the joey votto clock

During one of the worst losing streaks of my career, our team president walked into my office. Keli McGregor. One of the best men I've ever known. He could have come to vent. To question my decisions. To ask hard questions. Instead, he said: "Cut to the chase, Clint. What's next?" I looked him in the eye and gave him two words: "Shower well." The Colorado Rockies were struggling badly that year. Pregame preparation was solid. Scout meetings, early work, attention to detail. All of it was there. But at game time, the tires were flat. I told Keli: the game did everything it could to us today. We just couldn't meet its demands. Now it was time to reset. "Shower well" means exactly this: • Watch the frustration circle down the drain • Shampoo, rinse, repeat and get the grime of today completely off your mind • Walk out clean, go home, and actually rest Leave it at the ballpark. The game is over. There's nothing left to solve tonight. Keli nodded. Asked if he could share it with the whole organization. I said sure. And then it hit me. This isn't just for baseball. Bad day at the office. Grumpy boss. Missed deadline. Traffic on the way home. You can carry all of that through your front door. Or you can shower well. I've never seen a single problem get better because someone dragged it home with them. The reset is a discipline. Same as preparation. Same as showing up. Either we win. Or we learn. The only real loss? When you don't take a single thing out of a hard day. So tonight, whatever kind of day it was, shower well. Tomorrow is a new at-bat. What does your reset look like? I'd love to hear it.

@TheAntOrtiz Wiiiild

90 OVERALL DRAFT PICK 👀

@DrewStubbmuffin I can overlook a lot, but not those floors. Oof.

@megortwein @Reds Redsdog McRedsface

your turn @Reds 😌

After his electric performance in the World Baseball Classic (see what I did there?), it’s an honor to officially induct Ondřej Satoria as our first honorary member in the WBC wing of the Hall of Pretty Good. Satoria, an electrical engineer as well as a pretty good ballplayer, captured the hearts of baseball fans all over the world in 2023 after striking out Shohei Ohtani. He then returned to the World Baseball Classic this year and threw 4.2 shutout innings against Japan (Shohei was reportedly too scared to face him a second time). While we are not doing our typical voting style for this special honor, the HoPG’s Instagram broadcast channel voted 928 to 10 in favor of bestowing Ondřej Satoria with this special induction. Ondřej Satoria represents us all, a hardworking man who plays the beautiful game of baseball with passion and respect. It is truly an honor to induct him as our very first honorary member. It doesn’t get any more pretty good than that. 🇨🇿

@DrewStubbmuffin I hope this type of love finds me

Me, listening to that new Johnny Blue Skies.

@_wns11 I had stopped working & was in school full time when my ex-wife pulled the plug. Took me a few months to get on my feet, but I also know I live in an expensive area (Nashville, TN). All that to say, it’s an adjustment, but not undoable. Childcare is biggest expense.

Rolling Stone isn’t cool anymore. What a shame.

All my homies are listening to Sturgill right now. 🤘🏼

Sound & Fury crawled so Mutiny After Midnight could fucken ruuuun youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4?si…

Look at our boy Stu

@shuddupmeg Oh man, yeah with an absolute passion. Really the entire division, except maybe the Brewers. I hate them less than the others, but the Cards are at the top

Today I learned that Reds fans fucking HATE the Cardinals.

@UDCincyFan This is pretty normal especially if it’s a kid that is already touted as being one of the best in his year’s class. Just a pre-agreement nothing concrete.