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Joshua Zirkzee is fucking shite! Bloke should be in a band or something not on a football pitch. Crap.

👏🏻 fuck of a finish. Never thought I’d miss McTominay 😂

@jack_r_parry Brilliant wasn’t it mate.

@ryconno7 Best part of the day was that hour before kick off

Not the result we wanted in Bilbao, but what a fucking trip!! We’ll be back #UTFR

@georgelandais I know mate, unbelievable 😍 we don’t see many goals like that these days! I’ve closed my eyes and just listened to the tune about 10 times.. the memories it brings back…unreal.

@ryconno7 As if they are all from the same season btw 😍😍 And the tune btw

Everything about this 😍😍

@DanManley_93 @SLIMBOYF4T Hahahaha. Pre acca nerves!!

@SLIMBOYF4T @ryconno7

Me at work for the next 4 days watchin the donkeys lose me money at Cheltenham

This is fucking amazing 😂😂 best thing I’ve seen!!

@FinnlayK 🔥🔥🔥

@adamrowecomedy unbelievable tonight in Rhyl 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 one of the best stand up nights I’ve been to. Brilliant 🔥

@clownworld @DanManley_93 @KrisDunne7 why does this remind me of @adamrowecomedy? 😂😂😂

VAR and @RobbieSavage8 can get in the fucking bin. Both clueless, useless cunts.

@adamrowecomedy @KrisDunne7 @DanManley_93 😂😂😂😂 this is a belter.

Okay whoever has reported me to twitter for seeming suicidal as a result of the Tottenham game… Take a bow that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. 🥲

@JJFraser8 @UnitedStandMUFC Lad 😂😂 we’ve signed a ball playing keeper with no gloves…stinker.

Any changes for the second half? #UCL

Why as a nation are we still tolerating Mark Drakeford @PrifWeinidog? He’s a fucking numpty.

@FootballTalkHQ Shite.

Rate Anthony Martial's first half performance out of 10 👇

@ImpressionistAL He’s fucking shite.

Anthony Martial is a shell of the player he once was.

Anthony Martial is fucking shite. Fuck him off to the reserves or something. Shite.

@UnitedStandMUFC The channel.

Any changes for the second half? #mufc