ryley b

sitting on your board post sesh and nollie hardflip or a similar sort of trick comes up in conversation so you and everyone else starts flinging em’ around the spot for 20 minutes with sore ass legs under the setting sun and life is pretty good

I only knew Steve Cab as a guy who would do one stupid ass, way too long, like damn near have to fast forward that shit, backside boardslide in every skate video montage and I never really fucked with that anyway tbh

@yourmombeats ahhh got u

@ryley_b I'm not saying normies put skating and scooting on equal footing, but scooting:skaters as skating:normies

@therealandytit @mmunzenrider oh damn you guys got the VX going and everything

@ryley_b @mmunzenrider Scootering does have culture, predominantly split between park and street. As a street guy myself, this is the kind of stuff that we’re into youtu.be/dNRYZFEnGyE?si…

do you think scooter culture has dork tricks and a guy sometimes does one ironically and all the homies laugh before getting back to more serious scootering?

@cnkerr @mmunzenrider this front attack move I'm thinking of, dudes do it on flat which is nuts.

@mmunzenrider @ryley_b ✔️ Brian Boston, who I’m guessing is like the Henry Sanchez of scooting… but it seems the Bri Flip flips the scoot behind and not in front, which I guess is a different trick? now I get it when a non-skater can’t tell the difference btw a tre and a lazer youtu.be/sfI_UlLcjTU?si…

@mmunzenrider That move is WILD. It looks like a strike attack in an arcade game. A follow up question I have is – does scootering have any culture at all? Has it created a single guy of note?

@ryley_b This is a good question. I always trip on that move where they front flip the scooter. So violent! So spastic! I’m gonna say there are no dork tricks in scootering.

@757doofus games of SKATE get pretty wild where you're from huh?

Or you would lose your mind in a black hole of drugs n alcohol cuz he ruined your one opportunity of making a name for yourself. Also the pressure would likely be immense due to your brother beingclose to the edge of killing his gf and himself in a drug induced stupor.

Im not saying it doesn’t count I’m just saying i’m not taking an S. Run that shit back birdman

if Tony Hawk did that OG X-Games 900 against me in a game of skate I’m for sure calling for a re-do

hnnnggggg

mathematically impossible to park in this small of a parking spot and yet here I am parked as shit

@mmunzenrider I still fw it

shit

god I love being two drinks deep at the pub and confidently claiming a handful of hard ass tricks next sesh that I for sure will not be doing

@mmunzenrider last night I claimed I'd fs flip over this thing at the skatepark on todays sesh -I skated yesterday(so I'm sore af) -I have never kickflipped the thing -my fs flips are absolutely not on lock praying for rain or a miracle

@ryley_b Know a guy who like clockwork would finish the first 40 and start claiming a switchflip down the tripleset. Good stuff.

very confused by the numbers this is doing

photo dropping before the clip is good for the economy

@thewarreport23 to save you the curse: setup your feet like a backside heel pop into fs nosegrind but aim the toe side of your front truck at the ledge (pinch) Keep your head overtop your front truck (I don't like have em have em but they insantly feel close) youtu.be/8AzkhjeYDfk?si…

@ryley_b …link…?

may have cursed myself by learning fs crooks from a Jamie Thomas trick tip that he originally learned from C*ris C*le. I regret to inform you that mfer might be onto something. He may have unlocked them for me but at what cost?