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@rymle Jeg er hvit mann over 40. Jeg pusher kunnskap så fort jeg får den. Dagens tips: prøv en dobbel smiley bacon burger i den oransje food trucken utenfor Banco Casino.

#PokerNM reisetips. Ta med deg spyposen fra flyet og ha den med deg til cashgame. Da kan du ha sjetongene dine i den hvis dagen slutter med mange chips, eller spy i den hvis dagen slutter med ingen chips. #WinWin #IkkeReklameForNorwegian

@snoopster222 @Acyn Please don’t. Then he will demand to be given Svalbard aswell.

@Acyn Can someone tell him that Norway and Denmark are different countries?

Trump: If anybody thinks that Norway doesn't control the Nobel prize, they're just kidding. They have a board, but it's controlled by Norway. And I don't care what Norway says

@johnnymaga "Improved" 😂 looks like a dictator’s wet dream.

“You can’t imitate gold… this is not Home Depot stuff.” Trump shows Laura Ingraham the new and much-improved Oval Office. No taxpayer money was spent during this process.

@COMO516 @Acyn 😂😂

@Acyn Knowing Trump he’ll pay them himself.

Trump on Air Traffic Controllers: The one’s that stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus. Ingraham: Where is that money coming from? Trump: I don't know.

@UhlenPoker @PokerStars @GTOWizard Vamos!

Decent spot heading into final 6 of the €100k Super High Roller at EPT Barcelona today! 🫡

@mscott_1 @PeteButtigieg 😂😂😂

@PeteButtigieg He's having to fix everything the prior administration screwed up.

The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.

@atrupar 😂😂😂

Leavitt: "The president has now ended conflicts between Thailand and Cambodia, Israel and Iran, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo, and Egypt and Ethiopia. This means President Trump has brokered on average about one peace deal or ceasefire per month during his 6 months in office. It's well past done that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

@RealLatarianOG @MattP1Tommy Ok Boomer.

@MattP1Tommy Why does he talk so much? It's annoying as hell. You know it as well as I do.

Send us your questions for Alex!

Norway’s Drea Karlsen is the new queen of Tallinn after going wire to wire in the €350 NLH Queens event, capturing a @WSOP-C ring, €6,480, and a €5,000 Ticket to Paradise package to the Bahamas. 👇 pokernews.com/news/2025/07/w…

@WhiteHouse Why are you screaming?

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

@NewsWire_US Why are you shouting?

TRUMP: IF DEMOCRATS GOT IN, THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WOULD COLLAPSE

@Iversma Fader, får betale lokalavisa for tilgang til direktesport igjen da… 🤷‍♂️🙌

Det er fredag. Onsdag neste uke reiser jeg til #PokerNM og skal være der helt til finalen i Main event er ferdig søndag 6. april. Hvorfor så lenge, lurer du på? Vel, her er ett hint laget av vår venn ChatGPT. Skal du til Poker NM?

@DividendExcess Sesong 2 var en forbedring. Så har faktisk et ørlite håp om at det skal bli bra fom. sesong 3 (slippes til uka tror jeg) 🤞

Må si jeg digger denne serien.. Wheel of Time. Skal jeg lese noe er det ikke kjedelige bøker om investeringer, men Wheel of Time. Synd WoT serien ikke lever opp til bøkene. youtube.com/watch?v=O4Iyog…

@andreadispiaga @BLawrence70 @EdKrassen The Norwegian oil deposits was first discovered in the early 70s…

@BLawrence70 @EdKrassen Norway have so much fuel , in WW2 the race was on to conquer it The germans beat the British to it Who controls fuel , has the upper hand

BREAKING: One of Norway’s largest fuel companies, Haltbakk Bunkers, will no longer provide fuel to US forces overseas after Trump’s mistreatment and disrespect of Ukrainian President Zelensky yesterday. They say "No Fuel to Americans!" and they are encouraging other Norwegians and Europeans to do the same. Trump is making America the adversary of our allies and the ally of our adversaries.

@Smoothedan Det kan sikkert diskuteres.

@rymle Det gikk heldigvis greit med dere begge.

Når man ikke innser at verden forandrer seg. Drosjesentral i 2025?? 😂🤦‍♂️ «Nye regler for drosjenæringen trer i kraft fra 1.mars. – Disse endringene innebærer at plattformselskaper slik som Bolt blir nødt til å opprette en drosjesentral for å kunne operere i det norske markedet»

@DawnDoesNot @charliekirk11 Sure.

@charliekirk11 I had a taxi driver in Seattle, clearly illegal, from East Africa, spoke little English, didn't know what an exit sign meant, I had to forcefully tell him to put down his phone while driving, said he was in a program training to be an AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER.

REPORTER: I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash? TRUMP: Because I have common sense, OK? And unfortunately a lot of people don't. Enough said.

Det er speller, det.

@Smoothedan + F1 og golf 🤷‍♂️

Blå himmel passet svært dårlig i dag med denne elleville menyen: 14.30 Chelsea - Crystal Palace 16.30 Danmark- Norge 🏒 Vinneren spiller OL2026 🙏🏻 17.00 RBK- Molde 🔥 17.00 Man Utd - Liverpool