The Rugged Gentleman

Rivaled by cold shower after fucking hot day in the desert

Is there a practical use for it? Not really. But I'm right.

@Madixoxolynn @KirtonMcBonky Every lds guy is a porn addict by their churches own definition… that’s a design feature of the religion😂

@KirtonMcBonky Please don’t get me started on “porn addiction”, it’s simply too early.

Mormons have no idea what "addiction" is It means the user is unable to lead a normal life because of the addiction ie: cannot hold a job, forgets to eat, destroys physical health, etc i have known multiple lds marriages destroyed by the MISDIAGNOSIS of p0rn addiction, and not

So are the kids not saying ass, or just not typing ass? I keep seeing ahhh but that seems harder to say and type so what’s the deal?

The last two Dracula movies I’ve seen have been so god damn horny, which is fine, but I don’t ever recall Dracula being so slutty. Is this new?

Me and the homies legitimately blasting fetty wap on the jbl

Man…. The amount of WHCD conspiracy folks who have no idea about a QRF being standard for most large events, and every event the president is at is shocking

“The age of the pistol chassis is over, the time of the PDW has come.”

What a damn week

@insp_DG Not pressing the switch, not looking through the nods, looking under them and over the lpvo, scanning, as he should.

トランプ大統領を狙ったテロ事件でUSSSの隊員がARを構えている。 この画像非常に興味深い。 真暗ではないのにNVGで見ている。 AXONのレーザースイッチを押しているように見えるので、恐らく赤外線レーザーで照準しているのだろう。 でもNGALのカバーは閉じているように見える。

Not a cult bro

"Today, our neighborhood was on lockdown. SWAT teams were everywhere, snipers lying in the snow, and the whole place was completely silent. Then, out of nowhere, our cat Hector casually walks in. Curious about absolutely everything, Hector hops right onto a sniper's back, trying to figure out what is going on. honestly can't tell if he's incredibly brave... or if he simply doesn't care about our human nonsense at all."

I don't think I had fully appreciated how this works, but it's obvious now. NASA is aiming for a point in space where they know the moon will be. Like throwing to a receiver, but on a somewhat larger and faster scale.

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

WWII remains the most devastating and defining conflict in history 80 years on. Now, The @HISTORY Channel's series "World War II with Tom Hanks" reexamines the war through the lens of a new century. We proudly supported this series, which premieres May 25. bit.ly/4r3Erht

BREAKING: Puerto Vallarta is under siege. ​The kingpin El Mencho is dead, and his soldiers have turned Jalisco into a cage. If you’re in a Puerto Vallarta resort right now, The main road is choked with the skeletons of burning buses. That’s your exit, and it’s on fire. ​Airlines are already pulling the plug, leaving thousands stranded in the terminal while the cartel hunts on the streets. This is the brutal math of the Mexican vacation: you save for years to get in, but you’ll pay anything to get out. ​The "tourist bubble" didn't just pop, it was incinerated. Shelter in place. There is no "five-star" protection against a power vacuum

oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.

another day in America as someone who is not a libtard nor a MAGAtard it's all so tiring, really. sigh.

LEFT: IT’S MURDER. RIGHT: IT’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM. REALITY: Two human beings panicked in a high pressure situation where so many things could have and should have gone differently.

Lots of dumb fucking takes today.