rylea’s coffee review

everyone go watch now and i will send u a free cat!

@Shlamed i'm creeping ur twitter right now ilysm. (for ur future self to see only if u ever check twitter again)

Aubrey Plaza’s husband k*lled himself and men in the replies talking about some “so she’s single now?” Zero empathy. And I’m supposed to give a fuck about a male loneliness epidemic? Yeah okay.

i don't know how it's possible to make an unopened can of anything taste stale. like i almost want to look at the ingredients and see if there's any actual coffee in this. -1/10 i'm upset i spent $5 on this

hi i'm back. i was so excited about this coffee because it's such a cute can and in emma chamberlain we trust right? wrong. somehow, they figured out how to liquify cardboard and canned it and then branded it as "coffee".

@Ltomleefps ur literally glowing in both i’m obsessed. 😍😍😍

blue or pink?

@Shlamed ok cutie happy birthday my lovey! 🥰🥰🥰

Today is my birthday 🎉 Thank you for always making my days special. Thank you for always loving me. Thank you for being you. I love you with all my heart, you make me so happy :)

ross: i’m getting divorced again rachel and chandler subplot:

What 200 dollars in groceries looks like in Canada right now… how am I supposed to feed my family in this economy? This is disgusting. @Canada

Here's an awesome tip for helping children with their reading. Did you know that putting subtitles/captions on kids' shows massively improves their levels of literacy? Here's a little video of me explaining it. Feel free to share with your friends. #turnonthesubtitles

i love getting an evil coffee, an evil pastry, maybe even an evil sandwich from an evil little cafe that is a dark vortex of malevolent energy.

We are so back.

@legend_native @Shlamed u can have him it's okay 🙏

@Shlamed @ryryrylea @ryryrylea final n only warning! my hands are rated e for everyone!!!!

Fresh cut straight out the salon, bitch.

peanut supervising my valorant journey @Shlamed

this is undeniably the best shot in all of star wars

@Shlamed FOR FREE?!

Fit check

merry wednesday. currently with my girlfriend and i got a badge so the lord loves me praise jesus 🙏#bless #iloveyoujesustrishapaytas #womb

Twilight Princess Link my beloved

Sarah Goldberg carried BARRY and this was her last chance for a nom and the emmys decided, once again, to snub her??? I WILL BE MAD UNTIL I DIE.