@realDonaldTrump LOLOLOLOL. Wait, do you actually think you’d win a fist fight against Joe Biden? Hahahahahahahaha.
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Cory
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Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
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@rianjohnson, am I crazy or did I hear you say somewhere that you did use the Wilhelm Scream during the Luke-Kylo showdown? uproxx.it/2CAYoEn
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@JimCarrey Thanks for being a true American patriot, Jim. The majority of the country is behind you.
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@GovMikeHuckabee @JimCarrey @PressSec Go fuck yourself, Huckabee. Your daughter is morally bankrupt, and deserves this TENFOLD.
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Pathetic BULLY, sexist, hater, bigot & "Christaphobe" @jimcarrey attacks @PressSec for her faith; what would be hypocritical Hollywood reaction if he called someone a "so-called Muslim" or "so-called Jew?" #classlessCarrey twitter.com/foxandfriends/…
FOX & Friends@foxandfriends
Too far? Jim Carrey paints mocking portrait of WH Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, calls her ‘fake Christian’ | @CarleyShimkus
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Cory retweetledi
When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your rightful place as a disgraced demagogue in the dustbin of history. You may scapegoat Andy McCabe, but you will not destroy America...America will triumph over you. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!
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@JArrieta34 Oh mannn it hurts to see you in that uniform, but happy for you. Thanks for all the thrills. Your two no-no’s and really that whole year and a half where you were the best on the planet will never be very far back in my brain
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Oh @BetsyDeVosED, you’re doing “give it a try” wrong. You’re still there! Everyone knows you’re supposed to step down from the important, esteemed position as soon as you begin failing miserably. So what’s the hold up? The piper must be paid, Betz.
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Hey @GluTapSports, why Walk Off Hero be so harrrrrd? It’s like the ball weighs 10 lbs. What’s the secret? I want Fergie!
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Rasmussen and others have my approval ratings at around 50%, which is higher than Obama, and yet the political pundits love saying my approval ratings are “somewhat low.” They know they are lying when they say it. Turn off the show - FAKE NEWS!
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@realDonaldTrump God damn, you are SUCH a loser, dude. Give this shit up. You will never be as popular a president as Obama. It just won’t happen. Deal with it. Be yourself and do your goddamn job instead of acting like an insecure little child who has to be better than the last guy.
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Thanks, lowest rated President in HISTORY. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!
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What a brilliant way to put it. Wish I’d been armed with this in more than one argument. twitter.com/rickygervais/s…
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais
A lot of people confuse their right to free speech with a right to be actually listened to or taken seriously. You have to earn that.
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@realDonaldTrump LOL, too many embarrassing misspellings in the original version, huh? God are you moron.
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Cory retweetledi
A subject is scientifically controversial when actively debated by legions of scientists, not when actively debated by the public, the press, or by politicians.
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@realDonaldTrump Well, sir, she’s certainly better and smarter than you, but it’s a rather low bar.
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@JackKingston, after seeing you on CNN today accusing grieving Stoneman Douglas students of not organizing their own rallies, I’ve never felt more blessed that you’re no longer a festering sore on the Congress. Now you’re just a festering sore on the TV. Far less dangerous.
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@superchunk Virgins that have never been laid are like the worst kind of virgins too.
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If I could go back in time and stop “the scum, the shame, the fucking lies” from even happening I surely would, but then #WhatATimeToBeAlive wouldn’t exist, so there’s that. Thank you @superchunk for the wonderfully angry and inpatient, but endlessly hooky and tuneful record. twitter.com/jonwurster/sta…
Jon Wurster@jonwurster
Final pre-release pimp of the day. @beaunoise shot this on his ProducerCam™️ last July when Tommy let me play one. “What A Time To Be Alive” comes out tomorrow on Merge Records and Tapes.
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Hey @RepDevinNunes, what’s the holdup on the whole resigning in disgrace thing? You get the part about breaking your oath to the Constitution, right?
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