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VAR has intervened and awarded it to Martin O'Neil after a review...

Glasgow, You deserve everything you get. Your city is a shithole. You just voted for it to get worse.

There was a bad smash on the slip road to the clyde tunnel earlier on. Someone painted cartoon tunnel entrances on the under pass walls. Obviously hope everyone is okay. But surely not!

John Swinney getting the US whisky tariffs removed.

Never done a days work in his life, been voted in with 804 votes and tells actual workers and parents how to live their lives All that’s wrong with the Scottish parliament

Brilliant, bold and challenging address by King Charles to the U.S. Congress which was (very unusually!) united in regular standing ovations. The best speech of his life, right when his country needed him to step up and repair the Special Relationship. Bravo, Your Majesty! 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

The Falklands have been the Falklands since before Argentina was Argentina. 🇬🇧

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"

Yassss 😂

A group of left wing basement dwellers tried to ruin our Restore Britain launch event last night by block-booking tickets with no intention of showing up. We found their Facebook group organising it all, and matched all the names on that to their tickets. Quite simple at that stage to mark them off, and keep on selling to genuine attendees. Ending up with an incredible turnout. The socialists were all very generous with their donations - hundreds of tickets were bought. It’s sincerely appreciated. They bought a few rounds for the team. Cheers lads!

Troll football is either (A) Pro-Palestinian (B) Pro Germanic Reunification (C) Hard Line British Unionist (D) Serbian

He defo has this ring in his pocket last week but big Chermiti ruined it

Foreign affairs is reserved, John. Just concentrate on getting the bins emptied this week.

The entire Celtic team are slaughtered as they finally depart the stadium. There’s no stopping for autographs tonight as Callum McGregor, Kieran Tierney and the rest of the squad head for the car park.

@Keir_Starmer Fuck off you prick

The UK has long supported a transition of power in Venezuela. We regarded Maduro as an illegitimate President and we shed no tears about the end of his regime. I reiterated my support for international law this morning. The UK government will discuss the evolving situation with US counterparts in the days ahead as we seek a safe and peaceful transition to a legitimate government that reflects the will of the Venezuelan people.

An Old Firm game ticked ✔️ off the bucket 🪣 list. Not many to go now 🥳Big thanks to @CelticFC for looking after myself and my boys Ben & Jack. Celtic great 1st Half & Rangers electric and transformed in the 2nd Half ⚽️ met @stormzy top bloke

Well yes because by this stage we’d have given Venezuela £570m and the Isle of Wight

@JohnSwinney Genuinely nobody gives a fuck what you or your tinpot politics thinks

I am deeply concerned at the events we have witnessed unfold in Venezuela over the course of today.  The Maduro regime is without doubt illegitimate and authoritarian but it is absolutely essential that all nations act within the international rules based system. [1/2]