*Puts in bread to make toast and leaves the room* some time later: “hmm what smells like toast? …Oh no…”
(No fires were produced in the making of this tweet)
Things I’ve learned/seen this week:
After today, it’s a guarantee Taylor Swift - Top of my Spotify Wrapped. There is no such thing as too much coffee. This is on-going knowledge
I saw someone drinking mayonnaise this morning?