Sa1ty 🐹❤️‍🩹 💉🍷 (0/100)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG PREGNANT WITH THIS DECK?

Of course her husband’s kink was cross dressing. Do you think it was safe for him to do pup play?!

@VTuberASMRFan @YourVioletLight 2 more months, enjoy them. We are touching you at the con lil bro.

Please flop 😭🙏🏻

@sucction1 Those ain’t razor bumps…

i wish i could make the joke i have in my head.

@YourVioletLight Uhhh… brown Eimi would go hard ngl

Your oshi is now either brown or Chinese 🪄

@VTuberASMRFan She’s getting touched.

Would you protect her even if she throws coal at you? 🥺

@YourVioletLight Eimi, she was the first vtuber I watched and knew there was something special. Her early streams where you can tell she was so scared of hitting a boundary and how she broke that wall very quickly. It’s her drive to always be herself that keeps me around, hampter love!

Oshi thread. Tell me why yours is special. Please. I wanna read these when I wake up!

@sucction1 Make me, I love a man who could shatter me.

@sa1tything i can probably suplex you, don't treat me like a femboy lmao

i mean-

@sucction1 Good enough~ over you got frail lil arms I can hold as well.

@sa1tything thanks, but i'm anything *but* cute. if anything, i'm funny.

@sucction1 Bold of you to assume I don’t just want to share a bed with a soft cute man, besides you can anything in your native tongue and I’ll think it’s hot

@sa1tything i'm quite skinny, except for my ass and my belly. not sure you'd get what you want with me, honestly.

they don't want to give head they want to endlessly critique giving head

@sucction1 Bro thinks I can’t drink the ocean if it means a soft boi shares the bed with me, besides if you out drink me I get to be the lil spoon as we cuddle :3

@sa1tything lmao, this guy thinks it's *that* easy to make me the little spoon. you'd have to outdrink me first to earn this right, my dear Romeo.

@sucction1 How about I give you the good cuddles while I put one leg over yours while and hand holds and rubs your tummy while the other one rests on your chest. All while I hold you close and kiss the back of your neck?

@sa1tything be a fucking man and ask me these things directly, ffs. it's not like i hide *anything* if people ask me.

The blowjob insists upon itself

asking someone with adhd to reflect on the blowjob is literally ableism

I only suck dick if given the contextual space to make a critique of it

Holding hands is anal

Cringe manhwa authors: "This is my epic mc who is literally perfect and flawless." Transcended visual novel authors: "This is my tragic main character and his tragic flaw is that he sometimes uncontrollably rapes women."