olivia

love language: cable management

do it bestie

jealous of all the attention claude is getting lately. should I fake a pregnancy

important customer coming to the office tomorrow. practicing my fent lean in front of the mirror

how am I going to explain this to the finance dept

took a shot every time someone mentioned mcp. time for a tacky chun

hired a task rabbit to hang something. then told him it was centered to the wrong thing. then told him to move it back bc I was bored. its called stimulating the gig economy

cant have an hr violation if u dont have hr

service staff? I am the nicest person in the world. vendors? eat the shit off my shoe you Swiss brained bitch.

did it hurt? when you had to stop saying you looked something up with perplexity to virtue signal?

is being hungry a feature or a bug

pipeline this, pipeline that. but who is piping your line

they keep talkin in quarters but I only speak in dollas

they can take away my mansplaining emoji but they can not take away this @$$

having our first company planning meeting. series b acting like we s&p. damn that line goes kinda hard

sundays arent scary when u swipey swipe

the more unnecessary things I buy the better I feel mmmmmmm

does David goggins ever have a little treat after lunch

studied computer science for 4 years just so I could order new soap for the office. this is the american dream

I love when the founders ask me how much I spent on something for the office as if my company card spends real money