sabrina harty

I promise to love you for better until things get worse. bitly.xaijo.com/darcy

Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning. gnail.in/earlene

bitly.xaijo.com/edna Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes.

I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse. bitly.xaijo.com/mamie

Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars. bitly.xaijo.com/karyn

bitly.xaijo.com/madge There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans.

I'm thankful for the Buffalo Soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings. bitly.xaijo.com/paige

bitly.xaijo.com/mercedes If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!

The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands. bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH

bitly.xaijo.com/GaBkOmFl I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!

bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'.

This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo. bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS

HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY? bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq

I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS

Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine? bitly.xaijo.com/IFnfBItT