Sarah Byrne

@eleanortiernan @AuntyDonnaBoys @3olympiatheatre You made me laugh a lot at Aunty Donna, thank you. Laughing is my favourite.

So far today I’ve already pretended to be the comedy agent of @AuntyDonnaBoys in a taxi and set off the security alarm in the @3olympiatheatre . A day in the life of a comedy support act 😎

@AuntyDonnaBoys is this yours? You left it in Tesco.

@sacredarts84 I hope you're not gonna need it!

Hello you can read this if you want to. Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide – Weapons 101 realitygems.com/2021/08/zombie…

@Lilblack_heart Same

i’m a mess of a human sometimes but i’m also fuckin fabulous

I have been on Twitter since 2008. I have tweeted 126,000+ times. I have liked one tweet. One. Welcome home, @Cristiano! @ManUtd #UTFR 🔴⚪️⚫️

@ZacEfron @DaytimeEmmys @netflix My husband and I binge watched this today, what a wonderful show. It's great to see people using their powers for good. More of this sort of thing please.

Wow! Never expected this and so grateful. A HUGE thank you to @DaytimeEmmys @netflix and our small but powerful crew, #downtoearth who made this show what it is. And most of all, thank all of you for watching and enjoying D2E. This is for you. ❤️

@UPS_Ireland feel sorry for the people who work for your customer support, not much they can do about undelivered packages. I think if UPS invested in more delivery drivers they wouldn't need so many people answering Twitter messages, poor couriers are up to their eyes too.

@Michael1979 Brave decision, well done you.

Think it's the right time to announce this. Its not a decision I've made lightly

@UPSHelp_Ireland Sending now, thank you.

@UPSHelp_Ireland hello, we have been waiting for a week now for a package that was supposed to arrive last Wednesday, have called but cant seem to be put through to anyone in Ireland, been assured delivery yesterday, still no sign of it. Please help, we are very frustrated!

Myself and some others are hiking on June 5th to raise money for Palestinian aid. Please donate if you can through the link attached, any and all donations welcomed! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 justgiving.com/fundraising/ja…

Wearing tracksuit bottoms to college for the first time in my life today. Please do not perceive me

@eibbabyrne You're awesome ❤

If Marian Keyes says I’m nice I guess I have to believe her! ❤️❤️❤️

@shirley_wyatt @Michael1979 That's all I wanted to know.

@Michael1979 @sabyr Eventually. That’s the answer

I just received this book in the post. I was looking forward to reading it when I ordered it initially. However, now that I see what Dom Joly has to say about it I have to admit I am quite afraid. @Michael1979 can you give me any reassurance here? Will I die, or not?

@FikU25315510 @Michael1979 I never thought of that. Maybe I'll hook myself up to a drip so as not to become dehydrated. It's so hard to know what to do for my own safety.

@sabyr @Michael1979 Sorry that was too sticky it should have read "You'll still need...."

@FikU25315510 @Michael1979 I'll keep my mouth firmly closed then, thank you.

@sabyr @Michael1979 I have just checked Dom Joly's pulse by sticking my fingers in his mouth and he is definitely still alive (a bit coughy and chokey though) As long as nobody sticks their fingers in your mouth you should still live a long and healthy life.