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sasha solomon
@sachee
#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus queen of graphql. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium, @pierrecomputer ig: @thesachee bsky: @sachee.dev
pdx | sf Katılım Ağustos 2009
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should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good
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i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat
someone help me interpret this??
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the very niche itysl + wheel of time crossover
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robert jordan writing wheel of time
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it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there
now it's just sexy bipedal birds
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we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable
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idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos
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wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it
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i think there are different types of cringe
there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is
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protect your nymph boys everyone
just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe
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a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup
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*me flipping through shows*
now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with
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@jeduan @HeliumComedyPdx i took a class because i'm an anxious wreck (also did a few open mics)
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@sachee @HeliumComedyPdx Whoa congrats!
Did you take classes or just open mic grinding
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she’s a comedienne now???
i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip
totally normal answer
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daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people
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i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend
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i'm thankful for getting blasted by this baja
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will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
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