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@sachee

#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus queen of graphql. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium, @pierrecomputer ig: @thesachee bsky: @sachee.dev

pdx | sf Katılım Ağustos 2009
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My bedside table
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should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good
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@sachee You need more diet Coke
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i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat someone help me interpret this??
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robert jordan writing wheel of time
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it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there now it's just sexy bipedal birds
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we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable
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idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos
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like maybe i spelled it right or maybe it's weiner idk
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wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it
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i think there are different types of cringe there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is
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protect your nymph boys everyone just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe
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i'd probably win the olympics tbh
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a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup
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*me flipping through shows* now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with
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she’s a comedienne now??? i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip totally normal answer
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daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people
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i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend
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