sasha solomon

My bedside table

protect your nymph boys everyone just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

i'd probably win the olympics tbh

a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

*me flipping through shows* now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

@jeduan @HeliumComedyPdx i took a class because i'm an anxious wreck (also did a few open mics)

@sachee @HeliumComedyPdx Whoa congrats! Did you take classes or just open mic grinding

she’s a comedienne now??? i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip totally normal answer

daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend

i'm thankful for getting blasted by this baja

will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving

i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers

still tryin to figure out what i’m doin with my life

the feminine urge to start a bunch of things but not finish them and then lay on the floor

jesus christ awkward has 2 w’s in it

ah yes, ensuring the community’s safety with notoriously safe…cars

@drucifus lmao and that’s going to straight to their calves

so i’ve been reading the wheel of time and i’m starting to think robert jordan asked his wife what she found sexy in a man and she said “nice calves” so he made every love interest male character have nice calves

💚🧡💜

my very own @sachee mural

@andrewingram @nickhudkins @Cal_Irvine we didn’t see as much in benefits at medium (a fairly small company), but def worth it at twitter

@andrewingram @nickhudkins @Cal_Irvine errors were a real problem for us at Medium back in 2017 that wasn’t really accounted for in the GraphQL spec which is why we explored modeling them in the schema

There’s a good chance I was the first person outside of Meta to advocate for modelling expected errors into your GraphQL schema, but ironically I’ve only actually done it on a couple of occasions.