Anthony Morcom

@GreggsOfficial @LukeTheNuke180 @lukeh180 This man asked me to get one.

To celebrate last night's epic final between @LukeTheNuke180 and @lukeh180 we're giving away 180 Sausage Rolls. Tell us why you should get one below and we might just send you the ultimate post-darts snack 🎯

Buy the dip.

Personally I'm all for Twitter losing the block feature as I'll finally be able to finish telling my wife's new boyfriend the joke is on him as I never liked living in that house anyway because the water pressure is TERRIBLE.

was really sick this weekend and thought about making this and somehow it worked way better than what i imagined in my fever dream

You suddenly find yourself standing at an altar in Westminster Abbey. There's a crown in front of you. You're surrounded by royalty and celebrities. You're not sure who you are. Do you:

Chico Flores gifs

Ed Miliband eats a sandwich funny - Brexit - no more Match of the Day

@creature_dan YES.

@creature_dan I don't know the answer, but speaking of comedy and advertising, have you ever watched Detroiters?

"We asked 100 people to name something left-wing........You said The Economic Establishment."

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…

@Biltawulf Great question. Thanks for asking. I stopped after season 7 or 8. It was more or less good up until the end of season 6 I think. Season 2 drags a bit, but worth sticking with it for the good seasons following that.

@fio_piccolo_ 2 wines.

It's very odd to go around telling people "I'm your king", but even odder for the people to then be all "Yes you are actually"

The year is 2023, support for the monarchy is at an all time high after Charles unhinges his jaw and swallows a baby whole at the FA Cup half time show.

@GrinAndRoar @Mullies I get off on the abuse, because I'm a pathetic worm. Will that be suitable?