Dawson

What's gang for the goose ain't always gang for the gander

Post-Modern Performative Male drinks hōjicha; cannot read

I WISH THE GRINCH WOULD

@stnicholas__ Oh that’s RICH coming from Miss Never Had A Bahn Mi Before

@sadcontest how did you just now find out?

Learned what glomping is and I don’t think I want to make it to next year

Nightmare holiday for vegans but still thankful for your girl 🙌🙌🙌

Been a leffen stan through and through but the pink hair saga has truly been the ultimate test

OH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER? WAKE UP. IT’S HALLOWEEKEND. PUT YOUR COSTUME BACK ON. WE STILL GHOULIN. WAKE TF UP. GO DODGERS.

Our greatest hunter gatherer ancestors would not survive in a Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon

Got raptured and nobody here knows you 😬😬😬😬

There’s something especially gross about the word “activist” being used by news outlets to describe a guy who was just a racist that looked like a joe cappa character

Y’all remember fauxhawks?

33 with a lip ring I might just be the bravest person you know

Male loneliness epidemic? No dude it’s a MAIL loneliness epidemic People don’t have pen pals anymore 😔

Labubu clairo dubai chocolate matcha rave tariffs have hit: girls no longer get in free

How about you Switch 2 a plant based diet you fkn bloodmouth

I really think a mass exodus to bsky is the play but it’s just so Weenie Hut Jr and every single person who makes the switch comes crawling back so maybe we just crave the dark corridor realism and solar heavy ads more than we let on

Rest in Peace, Michael Ross (@Steech_) ♥️