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L'Oréal Kids shampoo

@therejects played in alpine last night, heard it was a blast, then read that a Karen was all mad cuz she had to be up at 4 am and it was so loud. The alpine fans were living their best life last night.

Caught my friends baby daddy stealing 300$ worth of Jack Daniels Titos Vodka From work my work. The 2nd time around he goes… sorry, oh I know you. Good to know he still a lowlife piece of shit.

@DairyQueen Yall need to bring back the ice cream bars. I mis miss them. Coming from a 90s kid. The cherry one oofff

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@ThrillaRilla369 Yum!

Did everyone eat this or was I just poor?

Yum!

@NostalgiaGalaxy They do, but in the glass bottles.

They really need to bring these back.

@Brian_MurrayGH @KrisWilliams Oregon State Penitentiary ( Oregon state prison) but it’s still operating. But if was closed dude. The stories! Really any prison, or hospital. Basically anywhere 😂

The amount of spoof emails claiming to be Paypall is crazy. I be forwarding them to @PayPal with subject that says here’s another spoof, oh look here’s more.

Don’t tell my parents I’m watching the new episode of @ProjectFearX with out them. As I have hijacked their room for my day off.

Drinks from the 90s. Which one are you choosing?

@collagedotcom I miss you guys

So my friend is really into puzzles right now, and I think instead of buy a puzzle that everyone else has, I’ll get one made out of pics I took from places I’ve been too. So it’ll be 1 of a kind.

@Brian_MurrayGH I made my friend watch every single one. Said it’s his new fav.

Horror film of the day.

Yo this one girl at work was all mad that I got off work before her? Like ok. I was there at 4 am. Dafuq? If you don’t wanna be there the why you there? Then she was like I saw you at Ross I think. But I didn’t wanna say hi. Ok like who gives a fuck? I don’t. I don’t like you.

I also need to go to @buildabear to get the battery replaced in my Batman bear. I don’t trust myself doing it.

I need a vacation.

@SabrinaAnnLynn reminds me of Jewel’s 0304 album.