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@NigWoody this narrative is crazy! get skeleton trending running @NigWoody

I am the law

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

nobody talks to me unless I talk to them first. no one checks up on me. but once I say "I have no friends" y'all come out the blue all offended

sometimes there aint no beef but there aint no being cool again either

Not liking cats is such an ick

why does literally no one on gods green earth tell you that depression causes memory loss

im not dating someone that thinks it’s ok we don’t talk for a whole full day tbh.

I do not know how to explain this, but as a cat parent, you quickly learn that “absence of cat (chill)” and “absence of cat (suspicious)” are two very different kinds of silence.

do you guys ever look at yourself in the mirror and the only thing you notice is how depressed and ugly you look and surprised that no one notices it

The concept of having friends you think are not “aesthetically pleasing” enough for your Snapchat story but you run to them when you need help 🤡

After school, you’ll realize that you and some people were never on the same level.

So … they ate babies. Say it out loud: they ate human beings. They did things to our children that only a demon from hell could participate in. And they’re still in office.

can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week

You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.

@NigWoody Can you get us trending on skeleton @NigWoody Let’s push this narrative on the ecosystem and send even higherrrrr

Have you seen buzz lightbeer anywerrr

To quit soapy no even hard at all Just start to Dey use airtel

Other rappers: my dad Drake: my son’s grandfather

I realized when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

To be honest, we are not meant to address everything we find out. Sometimes, just adjust your guard.

No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.