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@Kerotse_K Catrice tru skin is so so nice

Ladies, What foundation are you currently using? I think I am going to go back to MAC.

Was seeing a guy once who wanted to date someone else at the same time. So I got her number, had a cute chat with her and we ended up getting coffee together and ditching the bastard

@SumSumSmithh Bitch why am I paying you

You’re the type of meat that a cannibal would eat

@Rorisang_ss Agreed, also when people use the word “toxic” in the same context

I absolutely hate when the word “ useless ” is used when referring to other people. Whether joking or not, its just not a word that I think anyone deserves to be called.

@sugar_puff__ Agreed ; and for patients and HCWs

Masks in medical setting should always be mandatory idc😭😭😭

Masks are no longer fardh, they’re nafl

Why do podcast hosts feel the need to talk pointless bullshit for 10 minutes before getting to the point?

Forgot my Apple Watch at home today. Can’t believe my walking isn’t gonna count today.

Have a patient with leukemia who just gave birth to twins 💔 I hope she lives long enough to see them grow up

I know that masks are no longer mandatory but I will never raw dog my patients again 😂

Fine line there between confidence and arrogance

BTL can either mean bacon tomato lettuce or bilateral tubal ligation depending on where you’re from

*person visits me* *notices I have 3 Bull terriers* Person: I don’t like Pitbulls Me: sorry then Person: they’re dangerous Me: depends Person: you must be careful Me: of? P: the PITBULLS Me: why tho P: have you not seen on Facebook how they attack people Me: no

Any other cooking show except masterchef and top chef are just not worth watching

everytime I see people tweeting about ekin-su from Love Island I think they’re talking about Squid Games 🥲

I don’t want to be spoon fed, I want to be TPN’d

O&G has this specific smell attached to it. And that’s the reason why I’ll never choose it as a specialty 🤧

I don’t know what to do when I’m post call. I’m not tired enough to sleep but not fresh enough to study. It’s a weird kind of limbo

Dear motorcyclists who drive -slowly- in the middle of the road , seriously wtf ?