sad sports guy

@OddsandPicks is the worst capper I’ve ever seen in my life 💀

@sixers Giving up 81 in first half during elimination game is actually absurd

rese to the hoop.

@jayhaykid I have always been confused as the why the Giants have been “buyers” the last couple years. They haven’t been good for awhile.

Baseball is Dead early again

@TheGrandSalamiT Chose a rough day to start tailing 😂

Shop the line if you can, different juice everywhere. First game 9:15am PT, track it all here: mlbgrandsalami.com ⚾

Grand Salami Lines are here bright and early for Mothers Day 🌸 Shouldnt be any weather issues so no concerns of any voids. Lines up on Draftkings and BetOnline, would expect Bovada shortly✅ ⚾ MLB Grand Salami — 5/10/26 — Record: 26-12 🏦 📊 Naive total: 124.5 🤖 Model: 3🔥/ 0❄️ 📖 Book line: 133.5 🧮 (Betonline) 🆓PICK: Over 133.5 (+100, 2u) 🔒 🏠✈️Pick: Home (-135, 1u) 🔒 This line is just a few runs too high to be a full confidence play. Trusting the model we'll get the blow outs that let us cover with ease but dont want to give back too much bankroll if the low scoring games continue. Lets have a Sunday, make a little money to buy something nice for Mom 🫡

@RUSHMOREonX @danawhite @maxkellerman @Polymarket Fuck Polymarket they just stole $200 bucks from me and then send gave me “pre paid visa gift cards” to make up for it

THE @danawhite and @maxkellerman sit down with Ari and Ben to build the Mount Rushmore of middleweight boxers. HOW'D WE DO? Presented by @Polymarket

@BetMGM Literally they’re all ass

Is the NFL combine overrated?

@SleeperMariners Dude is a fat ass and had 1 lucky year

Will Cal going to cleanup help end his hitless streak today? #TridentsUp

@SleeperMariners Absolutely not

@WarrenMader1 @flasportsbuzz @Ourand_Puck Not September 9th for Seahawks game… as it says…

@sadsportsguy1 @flasportsbuzz @Ourand_Puck The day before Thanksgiving would be a Wednesday…

Per @Ourand_Puck , the Netflix NFL package this season not only will include two Christmas games again, but also a Thanksgiving eve game, a Saturday game in Week 18 (before the traditional ESPN double-header) and 49ers-Rams from Australia on Thursday, Sept. 10 (Week 1). Remember, season opener (in Seattle) will be on Wednesday, Sept. 9, on NBC - a Wednesday and not the usual Thursday; Seahawks opponent will be disclosed in the coming days.

@YankeesFan845 @BallparkPal Ballpark Pal is fucking ass

Here is a early look at Sunday Funday!! We are projecting 33.3 Homeruns for Mothers Day! Peep whose mothers might be the game tomorrow! 👀 You can catch a parlay that way FYI. Shoutout to @BallparkPal for the early Homerun Projections and Park Factors!

@MsFanMJ Man I miss those unis

I want no revisionist history, this is an Ms legend

@RealDealFantasy Private equity

Buffalo Wild Wings fall off needs to be studied.

@BallparkPal Awesome, so bet under on both.

The best hitting weather on Sunday is in the Mid-Atlantic where it will be 80° for a change. Light wind blowing ↗️ (Chance of rain at both)

John Lynch has drafted worse than any GM in the league since 2019 and here’s the proof, a thread:

@ZeroTroundle @OddsandPicks He won’t. He’ll just make fun of you for “not being able to do math” and “count his record yourself.” or some bull shit. Seen him do that to another guy before. This guy’s “models” consistently go 0-2 and 1-2.

📊 🏒 NHL PLAYOFFS MODEL vs MARKET — TOP EDGES (5/10/26) 1. BUF/MTL OVER 5.5 Model: 6.2 goals Market: 5.5 EDGE: +0.7 goals 2. Golden Knights ML Model: 56.4% / fair -129 Market: -112 EDGE: +3.5% win probability #gamblingtwitter

@TheGrandSalamiT I think I’m just going to play the Total over 133.5!