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Michael Jackson is currently the artist with the most songs charting inside the Global Spotify chart: #3. (=) Billie Jean — 5.05M #6. (-1) Beat It — 3.81M #16. (+4) Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough — 2.73M #32. (-2) Smooth Criminal — 2.34M #33. (+4) Human Nature — 2.28M #59. (+5) Bad — 1.82M #62. (+3) Thriller — 1.8M #63. (-4) They Don’t Care About Us — 1.8M #67. (+4) Dirty Diana — 1.74M #76. (-1) The Way You Make Me Feel — 1.62M #78. (+5) Rock with You — 1.6M #110. (+11) Chicago — 1.47M #143. (+1) Remember the Time — 1.31M #176. (+7) P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) — 1.2M #193. (-3) Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ — 1.17M

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Twitch streamer EdBoi has reached Masters rank in Apex Legends while playing on a unicycle

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Starbucks CEO defends his $9 coffee saying ‘it’s not a $10 coffee and you get a premium experience’

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Jaylen Brown says he started streaming on Twitch to combat false narratives put out by the media. “It's not even real journalism anymore… Just seeing the negative aspects of whatever exist.“

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Crime YouTube channel Explore With Us helped solve the 1984 cold murder case of Lisa Ann Carnes EWU funded DNA testing that led to the arrest of 76-year-old George E. Bradfield

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