sage🌪

as a healthcare worker, if respecting someone’s preferred pronouns exhausts you, you probably shouldn’t be in this field. it’s probably the easiest part of the job

this is what clocking in to argue with your father as the eldest daughter feels like

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

Meg is really tied with Caleb Hearon in the category of she/they shooters

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Is there a name for Kaitlin Butts fans? If not I think we should call ourselves Buttheads. Rt if youre a real butthead

honey, we’re the big door prize

“boys are just soooo much easier to raise!” oh really? then why are you all so fucking bad at it?

it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for

Please stop showing me close ups of Trump he’s really gross

Congress, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

sorry USA winning both women’s and men’s ice hockey against canada WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR

Oh hell yes what the fuck is a kilometer

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?