Sahil Varma

Makes you proud to be British 🇬🇧 #LoveIsIand

@jamesnation @clive_mart1n I live 3 mins walk from this place and stepped in the other day. I think I’m the target demographic but found it incredibly jarring and uninviting.

@clive_mart1n Why do they love sandwiches so much? This (admittedly very good) place ‘Earls’ just opened near my house in Leytonstone and ticks all the boxes.

We need a name for this aesthetic. This sort of cartoony, entrepreneurial, post-Mac DeMarco, runs-a-half-marathon-in-a-five-panel-hat vibe that has completely permeated parts of London

@ShippersUnbound @Jbrent18 A bit like your books, Tim?

@Jbrent18 Tbh I mostly do. Most protests are utterly pointless and more about the protestors feeling good about themselves than achieving any change

Yup, that'll do it 🤦‍♂️

@Harrybutt20 @clive_mart1n Yeah reckon it was this.

@clive_mart1n Regency Club in Queensbury. One of the best restaurants in London.

Met an American last night who was telling me about a “great fuckin’ Indian restaurant” in the “north end” of London. He couldn’t be any more specific than that. Could feasibly be anywhere between Goodge Street and Watford. Any leads?

@clive_mart1n He went hard

@clive_mart1n I’m going to see Gok Wan instead of LCD Soundsystem in a second

Always like to look through the Glastonbury line up to try and find the worst possible vibe. Led By Donkeys panel event is certainly coming in strong, but this year I can't look beyond a Magic Numbers acoustic session, at 1am, on the Sunday/Monday. Pure comedown nightmare.

@joe_bish Just saw one in the street in Acton and was a bit starstruck.

here’s what i think about XL bullies: they’re sick

@RuthESaxelby @AdHocEmilie It’s too naff to even be considered a tribute act, but think the most offensive element for me is the v considered attempt at outrage in the pastiche Teenagers cover art. SMH

@HudMo Song of the summer this

Shout out to Nikki this is our new record out todayyyyy

@joe_bish The Half Man, Half Biscuit reference can only point to one person @thugclive 👀

inews.co.uk/opinion/worked… this is good and basically the long and short of it. also setting the whatsapp alight with sherlockian guesses as to who wrote it (DMs open)

They’ve finally lost me

Familiar faces gracing the tables at Tayyabs 😍

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Comrade Vorderman 🫡

@samwolfson Went to see him last night, pretty sick tbh

Soaking up the village fete vibes outside the palace

Goodbye granny x

TELLY GOLD: Prince Naseem Hamed’s awkward guest appearance on Fantasy Football League. Be careful. He really doesn’t like it when you take the piss out of Trevor Francis...

So sad to hear about the passing of Darius. What a short life. I’m so pleased he had the opportunity of showing his talent before we lost him. Unfortunately, he had so much more to do and now has not been given the opportunity.